Goblin Baby

She/Her, 23, is a GOBLIN 😊

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[starqueensterlexa]

okay💖

[kosmogrl]

[parakavka]

[creekmotel]

[segamascott]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[bretonalchemist]

all the Halsin x reader smut I read has reader struggling to adjust to his size (having had this experience... yeah. and it's sexier in fiction, trust me) while he coos and soothes and encourages.

and actually i want this man trembling from how tight reader is. i want him whispering prayers and curses while he fights against himself to not grab reader's hips and bring them down fully in one thrust. i want him drooling and almost crying from how much he wants more, but he doesn't want to hurt reader or go too fast for them.

[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[bonniebugsy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[creatures-in-posts]

Nature is beautiful

[organicclownfarm]

mark my words

redbubble / trans flag version

[fatal-contagion]

[therdadeter]

Call me Joey Gladstone the way I’m glad to be stoned