i am who i am

kai

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[freakazxid]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[android1000]

[laymansterms12]

The original vid got taken to Youtube copyright hell so Todd…tell me more lies

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison

mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”

luigi: “fuck”

peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”

bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”

yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*

toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”

wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”

waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”

daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff

[demigodxtonio]

[siyanie-zvezd]

[skeeterlikes]

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

[missytobi]

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

[limething]

Pawb

[lesbianredpanda]

Blessed image

[princesstigerbelle]

XL BNEANS

[just-shower-thoughts]

Life would be a lot easier if people’s physical appearances changed based on how good or bad they treated other people.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[trulyvincent]

[eunkiii]

duane keiser

[doodles-and-hedgehog]

Excuse me?! Is this an oil painting animation?! WTF?!

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

All I can think of is all the painters making Vanitas still life works in 16th/17th-century Netherlands who would be crapping their pants over this

[chefpyro]

anyway

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[10032050792]

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

[awwww-cute]

My mom’s cats, they’re brothers

[princesstigerbelle]

Synchronized catting

[bettsplendens]

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. 

[surprisebitch]

Copycats

[parentless-suggestions]

effect of my parental abuse: I HATE intrusive noise. The sound of a door unlocking (even if it’s just my roommate). Just knocking. Footsteps in the morning sounding too close to my door. The sound of cars pulling up. The ding on my phone when they contact me. I associate it with the Vague and Uncomfortable Badness. Even at college, I hear that unlocking noise and my whole body habitually tenses up. I wish for the day that that sound no longer scares me but means that someone I love is here.