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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)
Stab a politician day!!!!
When I was in 8th grade my friend had this app where you could put in a picture and it would add randomly generated text to create memes. Those painfully 2010s top text / bottom text memes. and i remember getting so mad at her when we were at camp for doing it with really bad pictures of me. it's been 13 years and i haven't spoken to her in 7 and i've changed my mind this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen
2,600 notes in 4 hours? I hate to say it but you might be falling off man
Sorry Bawss !!! I'll get back to woik !! I PROMISE. !
I'M WOIKIN AS 'ARD AS ME FUCKING LITTLE AMS CAN
I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.
It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good
Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus
Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus
I think I'm causing problems by generating too much mucus.
My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you
You better fucking watch your back
Not even Jesus Christ was scrutinized this heavily
Best RPF Ship - FINAL!
Phan (Phil Lester/Daniel Howell, Youtube RPF) vs Jedus (Jesus of Nazareth/Judas Iscariot, World History & The Bible)
Phan
Jedus
in a sense Jedus died so Father Philip and Sister Daniel could worship in their name so this is very poetic thank you everyone
this is The funniest timeline
phil returned to the world (tumblr) in our hour of need, something jesus has yet to do. i think that tells us who the winner should be.
made this in approximately 43 seconds pass it around
i say this with love: yall will make yourselves feel bad about fucking anything, i swear to god. you feel bad about feeling too much. you feel bad about feeling too little. you feel bad about what makes you feel good. you feel bad about not knowing what you like. you feel bad for not being able to survive easily in a world hostile to you. you feel bad for the tactics that you use to survive. you feel bad for how you identify. you feel bad for being unique. you feel bad for experiences that you share with millions of people. you suspect that every feeling, experience, desire, fear, and question in your brain is somehow evidence that you don't deserve to exist.
i can be so so reassuring about all of these things but ultimately you are the one that's gonna have to make a conscious choice to stop measuring yourself in these ways. there is no authority who gets to determine whether you have the right to exist or not. you already do. there is no body that votes on whether you get to feel, identify, or think as you do. you already do. your existence as it is is non-negotiable. stop trying to justify yourself. you're already here. the world is going to have to deal with it anyway.
#wise words#I think the worst thing we do to ourselves is over moralizing everything#no one writes a think piece about you and dictates what you can and cannot feel and do#no one experiences your life but you
WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs
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