Probably a king somewhere.

Im Loki, im a fanboy ✨Polysexual ✨ ▫️(he/him) ▫️ Anyways, Im Phil Trash #666. ♌️Leo♌️ have a nice day mortal peasant!

[howishughdancyevenpossible]

*festive cannibal noises*

[bayobayo]

*spits eggnog everywhere*

[blaruto]

[queensizeddonger]

@commie-saskia

[ayellowbirds]

Confirmed:

[megamanfour]

Manga is not literature.

[tokai-teio]

How fucking dare you say these words

[captain-fucking-levi]

[meanplastic]

i didnt know furries were woke omg

[philester]

i can’t believe @danielhowell is gonna save america and destroy trumps wall

[kittywolfeme]

therapist: how are you?

me, completely desensitized to my inappropriately intense emotions: im great

[jodiefoster]

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

[silksoft-deactivated20180614]

do u ever find urself stuck between aesthetics?? like u wanna be a carefree colorful retro babe.., but also a monochromatic stylish entity

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[athickgirlscloset]

bruh….phones have calculators now. Please use them

[nateblackout-deactivated2020030]

LMFAOOOO

[rodrigves]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[demonphannie]

cyberbullying

[demonphannie]

big mood

[pseudophan]

this is delilah she chunky n funky and just saved me from being killed by a spider

(also for ppl who randomly click on blogs mine is very very TW!!) — [submit me photos of ur pets]

[lovecrimevariations]

Me, a month ago: I want to write some fanfic but definitely not any sex scenes.

Me, now: I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING PORN EVER .

Me, a month ago: Will clearly bottoms.

Me, now: BOTTOM!HANNIBAL IS MY JAM, JELLY AND PEANUT BUTTER.

Me, a month ago: AUs are not really my thing.

Me, now: FUCKING SPACEDOGS YASSS.

Me, a month ago: Well I’m total Hannigram trash but… Madancy? I dunno.

Me, now: MADANCY IS LIFE IT IS TRUTH AND I AM GARBAGE OH GOD.

Thanks a lot Fannibals, I hope you’re satisfied.

[ribbonsandgeekery-deactivated20]

Miss Piggy On Beauty

[jehanadear-deactivated20130427]

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

[thedameloves]

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

[fearfullymade-locs-blog-blog-de]

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

[anything-sherlock]

Sherlock + Face Expressions Appreciation post

[danisnotonfires]

[buzzzzzxsieonkwkshfdbdnnd]

*dan, an intellectual*

[seraphfemme]