The Post Office

I do stuff|he/him+they/them| writing and reblogging

[happyheidi]

have a goat! you deserve it!

via chevre_toy_miniature

[punkitt-is-here]

One day I'd like to do a photoshoot of me in stereotypical grungy car mechanic gear all sweaty as fuck and covered in grease in a shitty tank top but it's actually just me operating on a PC

[punkitt-is-here]

Gotta throw the eroticism-of-the-machine-obsessed girlies a bone from time to time

[punkitt-is-here]

id get a photoshoot of me doing this if there wasn't anything stopping me

[punkitt-is-here]

robots watch out

[mediocre-megs]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

[joshkiszkashusband]

[tropiyas]

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

[toaad]

[tropiyas]

[blushedfemmes]

i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up

[senatortedcruz]

This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves

[senatortedcruz]

This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[hellsitegenetics]

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[deliaphy]

sometimes i think nico still have a little bit of 1930s in him and he feels very scandalous over little things

nico: oh how devious 😥 will we are deviants, we have no shame...

will: babe, love of my life... we are just holding hands.

nico: i know?? and before marriage too 😞

[hymnoeides]

Redownloaded crk yesterday and wanted to goof today :D

[jugganautism]

arcane doodles to celebrate its end.. ough ill miss it

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

[hamletthedane]

(No but seriously OP you’re exactly right)

[talktojane]

[strawberry-crocodile]

ppl use "death of the author" to mean fucking anything they want on this site. i've seen people use it to fucking defend transmisogynistic jokes in movies??? thats literally the opposite of Death of the Author. thats Death of the Text. that's just not engaging with the conversation.

[strawberry-crocodile]

they practiced it on harry potter and now they just think it's three magic words that can absolve them of any media criticism

[coquettemouse-deactivated202507]

*reach you out with shaking hands* Give Leo his curls please

[coquettemouse-deactivated202507]

*reach you out with shaking hands* Give Leo his curls please

[personal-sketchbook33]

Chucklefuck pt.2 + Bonus