HES DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT!
Clearly
G r o s s
this is adorable - why y’all salty?!
Because you’re reinforcing childish behavior. I mean unless you’re into the whole daddy/baby girl thing. Which sounds like the case here.
omg what a reach!
I can’t believe liking chocolate makes me a kinky sex freak
“gosh I sure am craving some candy rn”
“you imbecile. you absolute child. you fucking kink freak. get out of my fucking sight.”
don’t kink shame me bro
*sits in pile of candy and snacks my bf bought me*
The gift of junk food snacks from a romantic partner is a huge deal to me, because all people and especially women and especially especially fat women are expected to perform health and “correct weight” in order to be worthy of love and affection. When I have resisted this requirement, I’ve had partners (partners who eat carelessly and thoughtlessly all the time) refuse to eat with me or only share food in ways that they hope will elicit the performance they want from me: “No, I don’t want any dinner,” or “Oh, would you like this small pile of twigs and leaves I just happened to bring you?” The gift of junk food is the gift of affirming that they don’t require ANY performance of health to love me and want to indulge me.
I’m reblogging this again because of that amazing comment.
We are riders
On a mission
Action kids in fun condition!
Prepare for countdown
COUNTDOWN STILL COMING
IT’S GONNA BE HERE
WHERE’S THE COUNTDOWN?!
OH GOD HERE IT CUMS
IT’S THE POCKET ROCK BOP’EM SOCK’EM ROBER
DOBERMAN SOCKET MARKET SPARK IT UP WARHAM
ᏆhᎬ ᎪᏁᏟᎥᎬᏆ hᎪᎳᎥmᎪᏁs sᎪᏦᎬᏆ ᏒᎾmbᎥᏆ ᏒumbᎪ fuᏟᏦᎥᏆ
“Oh, fuck! How long is this going to go on?!”
ว໐ē๓คຖŞ ຟ໐rl໓ t໐นrēt ¢h໐¢໐lคtē Şน¢klē ຖนttiຖtēllค ¢นຖtiຖ
ςθטמ‡Ðθשּׂמ¡‡ §‡¡ĺĺΞמĝm@מ ĝθ¡מĝ ‡ĦяΞΞ ‡שּׂθ θמΞ מθשּׂ
ROCKET POWER!
