The Man Outside the Box

My name is Kyle. I am a gamer, horror movie critic, musician, all sorts of things. I typically reblog things that I find really funny. I come from the great corn stalks of fox lake Illinois.

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[akumeoy]

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

[lilmamabeyellin]

[feministism]

[mynoregon]

How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

[manchurian-candycane]

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

[stability]

[nick-avallone]

my fav moment was when my friend told me that there were going to be a whole 3 other gay guys at a party as if that was the holy grail of choices

[untexting]

dw nick, next time i’ll find you 4! 

[nick-avallone]

what would we do without our allies

[probablybadrpgideas]

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

[masswisteria]

[darkestelemental616]

you. I don’t like you.

[tarathefeminist]

My Twitter did a thing

[make--it--gayer]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[keeping-up-with-the-jenners]

Reblogging because I care about you guys

[bonnieblue85]

Important

[ladyofthefanart]

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

[spsyched]

Everyone should reblog this!

[mizukiinozomii-blog]

Very useful.

[kitarogifs-deactivated20201024]

Millennials killed the azuki bean industry. 

[huffpost]

[mommy4sissyslut]

later nerds

[keuppy]

Now how to explain this to the insurance company

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[spideysenseau]

anyway here’s thomas sanders destroying some homophobe on instagram

we stan,

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

DESTORY THEM THOMAS FREAKING GO YOU FANTASTIC GAY

[twitterlols]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit