Taylor

I love my fiancé I love ice cream Yeah

[calellon]

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*

[blueskittlesart]

america is really beginning to feel like a parody of itself

[wizardarchetypes]

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[curliestofcrowns]

where's that speed skating gif

[scarygodmother]

[allthatispeculiar]

[creepymutelilbugger]

english word: cocaine

spanish word: cocaina

english speaker: some things truly transcend language 😌❤️ it's all about the emotion 😊 you can tell this kind of thing if you just use some intuition 🥰

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Winter in Gifu, Japan.

[spicymochi]

they are on a date

[alexsiple]

comings of age

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

rating different responses to telling someone i’m polyamorous / dating multiple people

“oh… but how does that work?” a little annoying but usually comes from a place of genuine confusion or curiosity. 6/10

“but isnt that cheating?” no. 2/10

“so who’s your favourite partner?” believe it or not i dont have one, and even if i did have a fave it’d be shitty to say it out loud. 3/10

“oh sweet me too” FUCK YEAH 10/10

“can i join” well i barely know you so no. ranges from 2/10 to 4/10 depending on who’s asking

“woah so you’re like, an ot3 in real life” fuck your fandom shit. touch grass. 1/10

“i could never do polyamory” you’d think this is a perfectly fine thing to hear until you get it from EVERY FUCKING PERSON. 3/10

“thats cool” hell yeah it is. 9/10

“you'll get married and find the one eventually” fuck you ive already found the several and amatonormativity can go give birth to a cactus out of its asshole. 0/10

“so how do you guys break up” and we’re back with another well meaning question. if you are familiar with among us then that’s your answer. 5/10

“like sister wives” absolutely not. wildly different. 1/10

“rent must be way easier” monogamy? in this economy? yeah you have a point. 7/10

“huh i never thought of that, maybe i should become poly/open up my relationship” go nuts!! but be cautious as it could fuck up any present monogamous relationship you have, make sure to communicate clearly & respect boundaries. 6/10

“damn you must have so many threesomes/orgies” i mean yeah but also thats not how you start a conversation. 3/10

“oh that must be nice, having so many people who love you and you care about” awww thank you. it really, really is. 10/10

“like mormons” die. -10000/10

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

the thrilling sequel, based on other responses people have mentioned in the notes

"do you have three weed smoking girlfriends?" a little overdone but it shows you're chill and it's a classic tumblr meme. 7/10

"so how's the bathroom/sleeping situation?" polite and thoughtful. ranges from 3/10 to 6/10 depending on polycule size and living situation.

"damn, save some for the rest of us" only really funny the first few times. 2/10

"so which one of you is the [monogamous relationship role]?" it does not work like that. 1/10

"so which one of you is the [joke role]?" you gotta be creative with this one for it to really land. 6/10

"do they know about each other?" polyamory. is. not. cheating. 1/10

"ok do you want a cracker" only incidentally funny, but if you have at least one partner who is white you have the chance for an absolutely KILLER response. 3/10

"[any joke about the greater seattle polycule]" a bit stale. inverse relationship between distance from seattle and funniness level. 5/10

"you should love whoever you choose love" one of the kindest things you can ever say about polyamory. 10/10

"scheduling must be a nightmare" this can be either the least correct thing or the realest thing ever said. 6/10

"like swingers" a bit but don't make that generalization. 2/10

"i wish i could have a partner on the side" sighhhhh. 1/10

"cuddles must be nice" yeahhhhh :3... 7/10

"dnd night has to be fun" tbh i've never actually played a ttrpg with my partners but we do play minecraft occasionally and it's great. 6/10

"you should unionize" SOLIDARITY FOREVER 10/10

[wakewithgiggli]

"if you are familiar with among us then that’s your answer"

[imirgege]

Teacher

Are you ready for a duel?I don't think so... HAPPY NEW YEAR ... MARRY CHRISTMAS ... YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[depsidase]

[ginga-snappd-offical]

I can’t reblog with vids so have a play by play

[apas-95]

masks that cover the face but leave the eyes visible give someone a deeply personal character - they present someone as a thinking, feeling person first and foremost, and anonymise them physically.

on the other hand, masks that cover the face but leave the mouth visible do the opposite - they present someone as a body, a visceral and physical being. where the eyes subjectify, the mouth objectifies them.

[apas-95]

the implications of nose reveal are astounding

[bablesquatch]

[aurasisle]

EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

[cloudchomps]

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[hollowboobtheory]

for the last fucking time, tiktok getting banned is BAD. this is a huge free speech concern. it's rooted in sinophobia. and it will set a really bad precedent that allows the government to ban any platform that doesn't let them control the media narrative

[hollowboobtheory]

the leftism bare minimum of fucking democracy leaving peoples bodies when a platform they don't personally like is on the chopping block