Klaxomophone

[coughloop]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

brunch with the girls

[great-tweets]

~and all that jazz-

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[divinestrike]

[31st]

i

[beautysorrow]

[brucebocchi]

colorblind pride flag just dropped

[deejay]

[kaibasego]

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine being THIS cool

[owowatsdiss]

Context.

[safitheartist]

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

[lesbianhallieparker]

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

[visual-infinity]

The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

[grucose]

Aurora Cornealis.

[palepandacreation]

[thoodleoo]

and people say the classics aren’t relatable

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[brucebocchi]

[datasoong47]

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[thatbassistbitch]

funky dancer

[kerokerosenai-deactivated202009]

hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺 

[colchrishadfield]

Made me laugh! @mooseallain https://www.instagram.com/p/CRWycF3Hbzw/?utm_medium=tumblr

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

amazing

[passion-of-l0vers]

obsessed with this

[gowns]

i’m at the pizza hut

i’m at the mortuary

i’m at the combination pizza hut and mortuary