✝Kleffairy✝

My name is Phrank Kleffairy and ill never be a bad ass

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

me getting pensive head

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[imperhius]

[buttpoems]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[snakerij]

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[lesvegas]

[lesvegas]

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

[luntfontanne]

holy shit

[swordshapedleaves]

This is an objectively funny crime and the jury mostly agreed. Acquitted of all 7 felonies!

[goth-queen]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

[shroomshroomm]

[burnazog]

[thegadaboutgirl]

One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[depsidase]

[the-big-mood]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]