Walked out of the garden center at h0me dep0t while it was downpouring today and grabbed this beauty real quick đ
Total - $24.98 w/o tax

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Walked out of the garden center at h0me dep0t while it was downpouring today and grabbed this beauty real quick đ
Total - $24.98 w/o tax
me last year: yah thatâs nice but idk if I wanna pay $75 for it
me now: yah thatâs nice but idk if that will fit in my purse
iâm sorry hello kitty :(
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Let's keep this community together! Reblog if you're a lifting account active in June!
DESPERATE?
Think theyâre into you? Pretty sure youâre gonna get it? Not sure how to leave? Canât do jail?
My friend was being followed by LP the other day and she had about $450+ worth of merch. She was being sussed HARD. And would have been caught if she wasnt a crazy bitch.
She had a pocket knife in her pants pocket and needed to get rid if some tags. Bathroom. But how????
This crazy bitch cuts her hand in her pocket and brings it up to her face, making sure to make the blood VERY visible, and makes it look like her nose is bleeding badly. She does this in from of cameras view so that if someone was watching her, theyâd be confused. She cut deep enough to need stitches.
She went up to the nearest SA and asked where the bathrooms were, making sure she was in full view of the cameras, and mentioning being out of it and dizzy right before hand. She says âthis happens right before I get migraines, I have a brain disorder. Nothing I can do, but I need some tissues and might need to go to the hospital soon.â SA freaks out a little and leads her to the bathroom. She says, âThanks! Iâll be fine, haha. Just need to clean up and Iâll be out if your hair. Promise I will try my best not to bleed on anything!â SA says something about blood freaking her out. SA asks if she needs an ambulance lol. Friend assures her that its cool, her boyfriend is in the store near by and shes gonna call him to pick her up. SA wishes her well.
For pizzazz she fakes a call to her boyfriend while in the bathroom.
Friend grabs some toilet paper (not paper towels because she wanted people to stay the fuck away and see the blood), walks out with her head tilted and bloody. A few ask if shes ok and she just waves them off saying shes going to the doctor and she has a ride. No worries!â
The LP is nowhere to be found and isnt anywhere in the front of the store like they were earlier.
Friend speed walks out and to her car where she drives 5 miles away and parks in this fast food place where she bandages her hand tightly, drives home, dumps her shit, then heads to the hospital.
Holy mother of fuck. This was at the notorious K0H1#5 a few towns away. Bwahahahahaha!
But seriously, dont do something like this unless you have no other way out. Dont go with any associates. Dont let anyone CARRY anything for you. Be urgent that you need to get care but are ok consciously. Ensure you have someone in the car who can drive you. Dont go overboard, and stay calm as to not draw too much attention. Have clothes in hand that you âintended to pay forâ , maybe even offer to pay for an item you âaccidentallyâ got blood on. (Most will just let you go). Apologize and look embarrassed. Do not smile unless trying to reassure someone. Have insurance if youâre gonna fuck something up on yourself. Honestly? Iâd rather break my arm than face jail time or a criminal record. Remember what we do is CRIME and you must choose the lesser of two evils if it boils down.
And you better be a great gotdamn actor. Stay safe. Stay out of trouble.
Be trouble.
(This does not promote self harm in no way shape or form. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Cant be this crazy? Dont do dumb shit.)
This is hardcore!
capitalism is the virus
saw this on my twitter feed and decided it might be something nice to see in the community right now
this is how a magnet detector looks like (the clear bar)
I canât believe yall still do this
donât repost this crap ffs! one it doesnât work, and two it gets us in danger! iâm gonna have to blpck every single lifter in that chain, and it breaks my heart
Iâll be cleaning my followers and if u have this in your blod youâre doneđ
Rules Of Liftblr
(Beginner shorthand edition)
(All this Iâve learned from reading the inactive OG blogs when I was a newbie)
Iâm just sick of having to block you guys for not knowing the basics and Iâm watching liftblr get sloppy and noooo thanks.
SO. LET US BEGIN SHALL WE?
What your blog needs to look like
1.) Oh My God hide your likes and following. This is so important because it makes it harder to track down every member of the community should antis find your blog
2.) Donât use actual pictures of yourself as your pfp or anywhere else in your blog. Iâm sure this is a given but everyone needs to start somewhere! We are all learning!
3.) Donât use your real name! Also a given but you never know what people donât know!
3.) Donât use tags. Donât use tags. DONT. USE TAGS
Antis can find the community so easily through tags. Itâs literally a giant flare gun please donât use tags!
Posting Pictures of Hauls
1.) Delete all of your Exif data!
This makes your pictures harder to track. Exif data pretty much is all the information about the picture you took that a phone may save. This includes location and what form of photo it is like all that jazz. Long story short, it keeps your tracks covered to have it deleted.
2.) oh hey again donât use tags!!
What Goes On Your Blog
1.) Donât Reblog Outside Of The Community
When you decide you want to be apart of this community and create a whole new blog to go with it. That blog is apart of Liftblr ONLY. Do not reblog outside of the community! PERIODT. There are people out there who want to see you in jail or injured and even killed for what you do. Donât take it lightly. This is still a crime. You are apart of a community of people who need to stay hard to find. REBLOGGING outside of the community is leading those awful people right to us. Youâd be surprised how often that happens.
2.) Donât Reblog Posts With THOUSANDS of notes!
Pretty much the same reasoning as above. People literally take the time to sift through notes and find us. Donât take that risk! Stay safe! Use another blog for those things!
Be Nice!
Everyone was new at some point. We all have questions. We are all doing our best!
Slang
LP: Loss Prevention
AP: Asset Protection
Anti: Anti Lifter. People who (understandably) still believe stealing is wrong and want you to SUFFER. They have been known to hack blogs and doxx lifters. Overall, not nice people.
CS: Customer Service
SA: Store Attendant/ Sales Associate pretty much anyone with a name tag
Plainclothes: when LP/AP wear normal clothes to look like a normal customer to catch you
Feel free to add on in the reblogs there is no WAY I covered everything!
Get a purse like this, with the fabric around the inside of it, and cut a hole into the side of the purse. It creates like a secret hole in your purse to carry so much shit! If anyone sus you, you can just open your purse and empty your pockets and theyâll see nothing at all! Works better for smaller items like foundations and concealers. Using this purse in s e p h o r a today.
I bought something from ĆșĂŒĆiĆy two weeks ago- complained that it was falling apart (itâs not and I absolutely love it lol) and they refunded me ANDgave me store credit đđ»
Good place to get designer brands and get your money back
Iâm moving out in less than 2 years
So Iâm making a checklist of things I need to do or lift
Bedroom:
- Bed frame with head and footboard
- Matress
- Bed sheets
- Pillowcases
- Comforters
- Nightstand
- Hangers
- Floor mirror
- Lamp
- Vanity with mirror
- Laundry basket
Bathroom:
- Toilet paper
- Rugs
- Shower curtains
- Towels
- Hand soap
- Toothpaste
- Tooth brush
- Floss
- Trash can
- Shampoo
- Conditioner
- Body wash
- Candles
- Air freshener
- Weight scale
Living room:
- Couch(es)
- Tv
- Tv stand
- Coffee table
- Coasters
- Floor Lamp
- Shoe Rack
Kitchen:
- Towels
- Dish rack
- Kitchen utensils
- Rug
- Plates
- Glasses and mugs
- Silverware
- Pots and pans
- Dish soap
- Sponges
Laundry Room:
- Laundry detergent
- Conditioner
- Dryer sheets
Personal:
- Makeup
- Skincare
- Lotion
- Deoderant
- Tampons and pads
- Advil and Tylenol
Misc:
- Disinfectant wipes
- Paper towels
- Gloves
- First aid kit
- Flashlights
- Back scratcher
- Tissues
- Vacuum
Things I have to get:
- Passport
- Birth certificate
- Govt. issued IDâs
- Diploma idk lol
- Social security card
I know 2 years seems a lot of time but for me itâs not much time so if you could pls add on to my list if I forgot anything it would help a lot :)
Light bulbs, extension cords, spare chargers
This is perfect for moving into University halls too!!
get a kitchen scale! itâs a lifesaver
reblogging for myself, i need to make plans asap
Okay, saving money when shopping- a post not related to lifting đ”
Some of these might seem pretty obvious but I just know from other ppl irl they donât seem to do/know this and spend heaps of money when they donât necessarily have to. Sorry if this is disappointing đ
đžMy fav thing to do is scope out stores I like on their online store. For example I like c1tybe@ch a lot, and they stock a lot of nice CK underwear. But a bitch knows Iâm not finna pay $49.99 for a pair of underwear, and for some reason my hook hasnât been working on their tags.
SO I checked them out online, not only did they have a waaaay larger range of CK on their site than in store, but at least half the range was reduced. So I bought a pair of underwear and 3 bralettes for half price or more, things that were better than they had in store. I saved $90.00 from that.
đžA fake/decoy/spare email- so you know when you go online or in store and they always harass you for your email with the offer of 30% off your next shop when you sign up! (I kno itâs annoying when SA do that but trust me theyâre being forced to by their managers-speaking from personal experience here).
Give them the spare email, take advantage of the money off. It may not seem like much but I have gotten basically free postage, or a considerable chunk of money taken off my orders online from doing this. Saving any amount is good. I got $15 off an order from l@terg@tor which left me paying hardly anything. Sometimes you can even earn points and get money off.
đžThe shops âper kilo/LB etcâ scam. Sneaky ass grocery shops love doing this. Once I was shopping with my dumbass man child ex, and he wanted grapes and was like âmad theyâre only $3 a kg!â But they were prepackaged in a bag. He went to grab them and I was like hold up bitch, and I weighed the bag and the bag was 2.2kg. So I plucked off the excess amount til it was a kg. He didnât even consider this. I know it doesnât seem like much money but honestly it ALLLL ADDS UP. Grocery shops do this with a lot of their prepackaged shit, always check.
đžIf something you like is on sale, grab a few. This seems so obvious but like my friends for some reason donât do this. I am not out of my fav exfoliator and cleanser. Theyâre nearly full but they cost $10 each, theyâre on sale for $5.70 so I got 2 or 3. This is especially great for people who donât have a consistent or steady income, what happens if you run out at the same time you run out of money? Skin gon be fucked up til your next cheque.
đžDO SOME RESEARCH- LEARN YOUR SKIN TYPE AND LEARN ABOUT INFREDIENTS. DIY your shit. A full set of acrylics cost me $50, and thatâs for a basic ass set, and infills every 2-3weeks is $35. Fuck that mess. Watch YouTube tutorials. Buy(or lift) the products and equipment you need. Say for tips, glue, monomer/polymer and top coat (or bond-aid, base coat etc if you wanna be full professional and bougie) costs $80 (in Australia thatâs about what itâd cost for the absolute basics depending) thatâs $80 for MONTHS or possibly a years worth of nails. And itâs a fun skill to learn.
Skin care, $30 for 60g of bentonite clay mask? I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch. Do your research on skin and learn what you need. 1kg of organic natural bentonite is $20-30 on eBay. Thatâs literally years worth of amazing skin cleansing action. Donât believe what cosmetic and skin companies peddle out to you. They giving you shitty chemical filled product at fucked up inflated prices. You donât need 28 different petrochemical oils and fragrances on your face. $80 for farsali face oil? Donât be tricked by the pretty colours and sparkles itâs glorified fools gold. $12 bio oil is the BEST shit I have ever used on my face. It doesnât stop there, whatâs great for healing your skin? Zinc. Whatâs expensive as fuxk? Zinc supplements that you donât even know are going to work if you ingest them. What costs $6 and no one knows about? Sudo-cream. Nappy cream. Zinc oxide cream. You got a pimple or broken skin? Smear that white gold on your face before bed like a mask and wake up and wash it off tomorrow to see that goood shit work. DO YOUR RESEARCH. $150 for a lash growth serum huh? If itâs $150 it gotta work. And you know what, it does. I use it. My lashes are fuxkin long and lush. Do you know what doesnât work? Paying $150 for 10ml of product. There is a glaucoma eyedrop medication that is the same shit as what they put in lash serum which is what makes them grow. An online pharmacy can have it for under $10. Youâre welcome. (Donât put the eye drops in your eye, just the lash line)
đžif youâre not into walk out lifts at grocery shops and you buy them, know what you need before you go in. Then go online or check their catalogues to see whatâs on sale. Always check the reduced section. Donât blindly pay for shit. Check multiple grocery shop catalogues and online to see where has the sales on what you need. PRO TIP: in Australia at least, there is a law that say, if steak is advertised at $8/kg, and you scan it and it comes to anything MORE than $8/kg, you get it for free. So ALWAYS FUXKIN CHECK WHO DOESNT LOVE FREE MEAT EXCL VEGANS/VEGETARIANS!?
đžAnother probably obvious one, is to do grocery shopping towards the closing time. Fresh/cooked foods will be reduced as fuxk because they canât sell them the next day. Iâm talkin roasted chickens/meat, pre-made salads and sandwiches, sushi, pre-made pasta/rice etc you can always grab a bargain.
đžNUTS, expensive as fuck right? Well they are in Australia homeboy. Some places have bags/containers of nuts and a self serve nut bar. Compare the prices. A kg of almonds might be $10 from the self serve bar, and a 650g container of almonds might be $8, what would you buy?
This is all I can think of right now, if I remember anything else Iâll update the post. Again, many of you might already do these things. But just incase you didnât. Well here yaaaaaa go. Peace out mamis
Hi loves, just wanted to share something you can do while in quarantine to get some free shit đ„ł
If you want free food items, this is a trick I use often to get some good snacks or whatever else I want.
Step 1- youâre going to need the barcode number or product number off the box/packaging of a certain food item.
Step 2- send an email to the company of said food product and make a complaint. I.e I emailed the makers of toaster strudels and said this âHello! My family and I love your product and buy it on every grocery trip! Unfortunately this tome around, I noticed while opening the package that the icing packets did not tear correctly and would rip into the next one in line making it unusable in the future. Iâm extremely disappointed in thisâ so just say something was wrong with the product and whatever. Be sure to include your name and address at the bottom of the email so they can send you coupons.
Step 3- someone will usually email you and apologize and offer to send you a coupon for free product. And boom đ„
Step 4- just wait for your new coupon and get some free food đ„° I should add that toaster strudel sent me 3 coupons for 3 free boxes of product which was really nice!
You can do this with basically any company as long as you have some sort of product number for them so they can make sure you actually have the product. But really you can just go to the store and write down the numbers for any product without buying them and go home lol. Or yoink it đ€·đ»ââïž
fast food free
okay so the whole problem w lifting (so I thought) is that u canât lift food. me and my friend were fucking around doing prank calls. so we called mcdonaldâs and said that our *insert whatever u wanna eat* was rlly cold and nasty when we got it so they wrote us on the list to get the order again but for free and said we can come pick it up. We gave them a fake name and they wrote it down so when we pulled up we just said the name and was given our âmakeup orderâ. some ask for reciepts so you might have to try more than once on the phone, but Iâve been able to eat all night this week lmao I feel like itâs important to know in emergencies.
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found a cart inside with a receipt but also brought it my own so i can fake it when i left. Just loaded up my cart and walked past the checked as I was pulling out my receipt. No one looked or questioned me honestly was on a total power trip the entire time i was walking out the doors and unloading this into my car lmaooooo
honestly need more stuff for my apartment, so miiigghhttt go back in today/soon dressed completely different
reblogging my own post bc i literally went back and got a whole other cart of stuff three days later and not sussed once & got all the items i needed/wanted for my apartment đ
and also yâall are sleeping on this walkout âčïž
this is my lil lifting kit:
-a couple of decoy pens to make it look like a pencil case
-seven lil neodymium magnets hidden in a pen
-masking tape wrapped around a ruler (so i can fit the tape in the box + ruler makes it look like a pencil case) for sticking tags to the underside of chairs etc for hiding
-craft knife for cutting tags off
 -ribbon with elastics for removing gator tags
because it looks like a pencil case i dont have to hide it in the lining of my bag. i usually bring a small notebook with me to give a reason for me to be carrying a âpencil caseâ
This. Is. Single handedly. The most. AMAZING THING. I. Have ever. Seen.
love this