I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.

basically just living for taylor swift, harry potter, sherlock and shit memes

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[lemondropleaf]

Updated Link! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh835unue5w

[pancakeke]

I want to steal the big glittering trackball out of a super monkey ball arcade cabinet

[pancakeke]

item of unimaginable power

[pollyjean]

scream

[girlsjustflying]

betty + august + cardigan = the teenage love triangle

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[ngalitzine]

The Good Place — “ Existential Crisis” (2017)

[tiktokarchive]

[crunchygingerchild]

[flightless-boy]

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

[bird-big]

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

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If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

[carlylala]

Dasher

Dancer

Prancer

Vixen

Magic

Madness

Heaven

Sin

[wouldvebeensweet]

2019 American Music Awards

[pnwswiftie]

When opening with The Man- the album titles are slapped across her shirt- bold, black, lifeless lettering that is almost like a prison font 🖤

At the end.. her album titles were beautifully sprawling across her piano, in feminine and pink cursive while she played her self written song, Lover... 💕 What a beautifully unspoken message, @taylorswift

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

You, a fool: Use healthy coping methods to overcome existential fears

Me, an Intellectual: Have my two brothers and my dad create avatars in a fictional world of my own design to personally defeat the manifestation of my existential dread

[jonathansimmonsmusic-deactivate]

Goals to be cooler

Step 1: be more like Justin McElroy

Step 2: look more like Travis McElroy

Step 3: talk more like Griffin McElroy. Use sexual phrases like “deep nut” and say “dog” instead of “man” or “dude”

[ticholasnesla]

The fact that Griffin has a legit reason why Garfield was growing a clone of Magnus and he’s never going to TELL anyone what it is, is something I don’t think I can live with for much longer.

[brucebocchi]