kloelvish

there's an arrow in your butt

[lesbianrey]

name a more iconic duo than straight men and unnecessary commentary 

[nastybabydolll]

oh

[baby-kittenx]

Omfg

[lesbianrey]

name a more iconic duo than straight men and unnecessary commentary 

[nastybabydolll]

oh

[baby-kittenx]

Omfg

[queerpride]

When you find out a girl is straight and go through the 5 stages of grief in .7 seconds

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[screwthisnaming]

FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life

[please-dont-drop-the-mic]

The definition of optimistic pessimism

[christ-chan-official]

me

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

[bettieleetwo]

this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[alotofadhd]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationer]

[rottenbutrecovering]

it haunts me everyday that people pass me in the street and assume im straight

[chocobroing]

Because most people don’t give a fuck. You’re not straight. What do you want? A medal?

[rottenbutrecovering]

I mean, if you’re offering?

[omniastudios]

Celestial Lunar Oracle ring with deeply antiqued sterling silver, white topaz accent.

www.omniaoddities.com

[sourcedumal]

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

[avri-wallflower-deactivated2013]

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

[sailor--p00n-deactivated2018040]

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

[olivedawn-deactivated20190126]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

[hyaenaxxx-blog]

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

[fernacular]

preach

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

[haleyincarnate]

I AM NOT A SECOND CHOICE.

[noitar]

[itscolossal]

An 80-Foot Steel Kraken Will Create an Artificial Coral Reef Near the British Virgin Islands

[charlesoberonn]

When you wanna save the reefs but also confuse the hell out of future marine biologists.

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Up your game this year, OP.

[wingscanspeak]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

[northeastartist]

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

[captenki]

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

[respectable-loonitic]

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]