[aeui]

"omg i wanna become friends with this mutual they seem so cool" *makes no moves to interact with said mutual beyond liking posts*

[everythingstarstuff]

[sosaysdean]

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[so-doggone-funny]

gotta keep em on their toes

[chuckdrawsthings]

u ever see a pigeon on public transport and wonder if it knows what the hell it’s doing

[cinnamonbirbs]

I get sad because I wonder if they’ll make it back to their families or their mate. :(

[theramseyloft]

@cinnamonbirbs

Don’t be sad, friend! They know exactly what they’re doing. ^v^

Pigeons have the same cognitive capacity as five year old humans, and have been documented taking advantage of our transportation systems to commute back and forth from foraging grounds farther than they could have easily flown, at a much lower energy cost.

They know the times, which trains go where, where all the best food stops are, and which stop is theirs.

And they tend to be model passengers, taking their seats under the big human seats, and politely filing out at their work and home stops. ^v^

[koki-kariya-personal]

pigeon has responsibilities I’m so proud of them

[yiffmaster]

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

quarantine moods ive seen:

horny

animal crossing

on drugs

mental breakdown

messing w ur appearance

[furrypost-generator]

someone in Congress is a furry and we’ll never find out who

[devotion2]

When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

[jelloapocalypse]

This is Pokémon NPC dialogue

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

[magnetictapedatastorage]

craigslist apartments have some of the most insane photography imaginable.

this looks like it came from a dream

[thesecretuncle]

Nerf Dart POV

[depsidase]

[callmecopper]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[funnytwittertweets]

[depsidase]

[leviathan-the-boy]

it says the actual flavour right here :/

[paper--machete]

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

[paper--machete]

Hospital