KneeltoGreen

I'm Gabe. 17. Biromantic/Asexual. Amateur Photographer. Gemini. British. ISFP. Check out my Instagram: KneeltoGreen

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[sempiternalsea]

@the-ill-made-knight-is-dead

[chessys]

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

[whitepeopletwitter]

She has a point

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

[firebirdeternal]

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

[slowdissolve]

I feel so valid now

[literallyaflame]

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[mushstudies]

I felt like this needed to be posted here.

[botanize]

[sherlockspeare]

Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

[lastsonlost]

This beautiful smile needs to leave my heart alone.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Why are all the BP deleted scenes the ones that show some real humanity and love between these characters? I want to talk to the editor right now.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

NOPE CAN’T HAVE THAT IT’S ALL ABOUT THE PLOT MAN

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Honestly studios these days are too afraid to make their movies too long so they end up cutting out a lot of humanity to make room for action scenes and plot furtherance forgetting that establishing who these characters are helps us care more about the plot.

[systlin]

Give me a four hour movie and a 15 minute intermission like I DESERVE you COWARDS

[unclefather]

[keeperofseeds]

[allerod]

[recuperationdisliker]

what the fuck is going on with this post

[betadunsparce]

this post is blocking the next post from having access to the tumblr blue sea

[piteousgate]

hey everyone i’m swimming lol

[artishroom]

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[mildswearingat4am]

Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools 

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…

[urtotallynotpunkrock]

my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed

[alicenmaryjane2016]

[salty-red-mage]

[abbf26]

theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

[sleepchokin]

Also: it’s funny and at a moment’s notice they are trained and ready to throw down

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kimchievic]

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher: