For there needs be a place for my Doctor.

Geeking out on a keyboard on a blog no one reads is both comforting and liberating. MASTER & TEN [ wear ] DONNA & TEN RUSSELL T DAVIES IS OUR QUEEN

[badsciencejokes]

Love the puns from Pun Hub

[gauntletqueen]

Allow me to add my favorite

[annabelle--cane]

schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

[fallowsthorn]

schrodinger's chekov's occam's razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it's too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

[magical-agatha]

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are growing to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

[twinnedpeaks]

no but it really IS astounding. time IS fleeting. madness takes its toll.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!

[dectech]

I T    B U R N T  ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I T B U R N T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

T H E. R I T U A L I S C O M P L E T E

Nature Is Healing.

[cratis]

[captainamericanidi0t]

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys

[tonyzaret]

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[0oazulo0-deactivated20160908]

Depends.

[goingtobuffalo]

… On what

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[gayemoji-deactivated20150415]

horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

[punlich]

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

[kiloueka]

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

[punlich]

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

[kiloueka]

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

[punlich]

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

[prettynerdieworks]

[can-i-tap-it-for-mana-deactivat]

This made me ugly laugh

[autisticarchive-deactivated2019]

Ableism is expecting neurodivergent people to live their whole lives outside their comfort zone in an constant effort not to make neurotypicals uncomfortable.