Nat 1 Investigation Check

No longer an aesthetic blog because I’d rather talk about TTRPGs a lot. KOllOK is my current hyperfixation.

[knightingale99]

“You gotta respect the cock” - Erizabeth Gukgak

[qquell]

can’t believe Matt killed the other two DM’s at the table to assert dominance

[xombigirl]

Matthew how dare you hurt Lou's boy like this!!

[systemic-dreams]

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[knightingale99]

I want the Into the Spiderverse studio to do the same thing but with the Barbieverse

[knightingale99]

Willing to become a gay apocalypse prepper? Taking applicants who fall in my inconspicuous pit trap. Must be willing to be part of the cutest and saddest love story known to man.

[knightingale99]

I got the Court of Thorns and Roses series from my sister for Christmas and I’m a chapter into book 2 and nothing bad has happened yet but I do have lots of feelings and predictions about it 👀

[knightingale99]

8,284 minutes is definitely a healthy amount of time to have listened to this

[knightingale99]

Laura after last episode:

Travis after last episode:

[knightingale99]

Dream almost always looks like he’s both ripshit pissed and on the verge of tears and honestly same.

[knightingale99]

Eddie and Chrissy would have dressed up as Hades and Persephone for Halloween

[aiweirdness]

Felt like using dalle2 to mess up some brands. Here's breakfast cereals!

"A box of lucky charms cereal on a grocery store shelf"

"A box of Froot Loops on a grocery store shelf"

"A box of frosted flakes cereal on a grocery store shelf"

"A box of honeycomb cereal on a grocery store shelf"

They get more cursed from here.

"A box of Raisin Bran on a grocery store shelf"

"A box of fruity pebbles on a grocery store shelf"

"A box of grape-nuts on a grocery store shelf"

More cereals at aiweirdness.com

[knightingale99]

This is just what a Sims grocery store is

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[definitelynotaminion]

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

[aromantic-angel]

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

[catflowerqueen]

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.

[knightingale99]

Toph: King Bumi 2 Electric Bumaloo

[pocketgalaxies]

imagine thinking you're just in a regular old death race and then this super bony pale lady gets on the car next to you and turns into a horrifying monster bride and then a bunch of bees fly out of her mouth and then she turns to look at you and just vomits on you when you go to hit her

[knightingale99]

So I know the foreshadowing of the cultists in the D&D game at the beginning of Season 4 is probably meant to reference the Hellfire Club being considered a cult. But what if it also references the people that have been lost becoming Vecna’s puppeted cultists in the final battle of S5?

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[knightingale99]

Sophie Bikes

[knightingale99]

Stranger things S4 Spoilers:

So Max will probably come back to life cuz there’s no way the Duffer Brothers aren’t pulling an uno reverse that once Vecna is dead dead her soul will shoot out of his ratchet ass corpse into her body again.