Vintage Nerd

Tommy expect random nerd shit expect random debate

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[kurlyfryz]

Mickey Mouse says:

[draconicmonsterfucker-deactivat]

I'm bad at art but someone make some "help Hong kong" art with micky, get it goin

[kurlyfryz]

Is this what you're looking for?

[kurlyfryz]

Hey, boost this? Actually?

[gnome42069]

how many disney characters can we do this with????

[kurlyfryz]

Aaa yes! I recommend using the tag #MickeyMovement for visibility, but maybe we need a more universal tag for other disney characters? What do you suggest

[becuzitisbitter]

Every time someone starts telling that they wanna supplement their body with computer parts I’m just like okay great but don’t cry to me when your memories of loved ones or your ability to run are locked behind paywalls.

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

Anybody who needs regular medication to survive will tell you, our ability to LIVE is already locked behind a paywall and we don’t get any cool cyberpunk shit in exchange.

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

The problem isn’t replacement parts, the problem is capitalism.

[wlwhobbits]

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

[metgala2018]

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

[gonebynow]

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

[knightof13]

Waaaaaaant

[catchymemes]

[mrshamill]

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

The whole Bulbasaur family coming to bless your timeline!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Praising Bulbasaur in front of casuals be like

[kekotelli]

[insight-jd]

HOW THE FUCK 

[pathetic-and-artistic]

This has got to be one of the most imaginative and expressive images I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing on this website

[snapbacpirat]

D&D

Top: Xarug & Kasam

(My boys- the half-orc ranger and the half-elven rogue)

Bottom: Valkyrja Varsig

(aasimar psionic tactician)

[knightof13]

Hey look it’s my boi flowers! Fuck I miss that game. Hopefully I’ll make the next.

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]

[knightof13]

Arguably some of the most intelligent species. I imagine this behavior is kinda like how gazelles stunt on predators because they know they can escape

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[nineprotons]

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

[breelandwalker]

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

[evilsupplyco]

“Brain forge ain’ firing today,” the dwarf grumbled into his beard as he poured two mugs of tea.

“Do you want to talk about it?” the gnome asked softly, tilting his head.

“Nope.”

“Do you want to sit together for awhile?”

Frowning in comfort, the dwarf quietly, gently, “Yep.”

[glacecakes]

2 minutes into today’s campaign and i broke my dm

[knightof13]

How today?

[catchymemes]

[mrshamill]

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

[markrosewater]

Control isn't "almost universally hated by players." Control is a healthy part of the game and a fun strategy. We make fun of it because they're the "limiters" at a table, but the only type of people who genuinely complain about control are those who think they should be allowed to do everything.

A fine point.

[cannotwynn]

@knightof13 I feel like if everyone is playing plain old cast-creature-attack strategies, you might as well just bring a deck of regular playing cards and deal 1 to each player, highest card wins (or watch combo decks play solitaire against each other and REALLY see what it’s like for none of your spells and gameplay to matter).  To get rid of control, you have to make removal and interaction awful or get rid of them completely.  I find people who hate control are more opposed to it by “feel” rather than anything innately strong about it.  I usually ask them the following scenario:

You’re on the draw.  You cast a creature on turn two.  My next action is a spell that costs me 1 generic mana and 1 colored mana, and makes your creature useless.  Did I cast Pacifism, Essence Scatter, Doom Blade, Lightning Strike, or Rabid Bite?  I know so many anti-control people that see Essence Scatter as somehow SO MUCH WORSE to lose their creature to specifically because it counters the spell, but in the end, all 5 of those spells (one in each color, selected on purpose) end in the same result.  In many ways, Essence Scatter is actually the crappiest of those 5 spells!

[knightof13]

@cannotwynn You’ve missed my entire point. It’s the counter that’s the problem. Never hits board never takes damage nothing. At the LEAST every other card leaves a chance for interaction (not on turn two but I’m not solely concerned with early game) countering is “x thing doesn’t happen, both players have less hand and less mana” it just limits play entirely. At leas if it hits board I might get some interaction. Enchant to save it for lightning strike. Hit it with protection from mother of runes. Maybe I just leave a creature pacified until I can disenchant, or maybe I sac it for an ability later on, or maybe it counts toward my devotion. Look at all those fun interactions that are allowed to occur because it wasn’t hit by a counter that can only be stopped by a counter. Why tie the entire game to the least interactive type of removal? It makes no sense to me.

[wlwhobbits]

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

[metgala2018]

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

[gonebynow]

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

[knightof13]

Waaaaaaant

[otherwindow]

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

[otherwindow]

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

[otherwindow]

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

[space-is-out-there]

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar