The bigger they are, the larger they tend to be

22 cis male (cowboys in ram ranch)

[badnightbrian]

Has a good day

Too caught up in depression to tell

[doubleca5t]

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[thememedaddy]

[gay--dog]

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

[kiunlo]

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

shit

[quasi-normalcy]

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

[phantomrose96]

Smart idea

[phantomrose96]

New problem

[crawfishcomic]

Draw Ur Guns

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[shock]

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

[inzergue]

[inzergue]

doctor I think the website is very sick

[floppyhatwitch]

[oliviawebsite]

Oh you are sooo good at taking mommy's luggage. You are so cute in your little bellhop suit, carrying my bags even though I filled them with cinderblocks and it probably hurts to carry them :) Now if you respond to the ringing of my bell promptly and eagerly and park mommy's BMW safely, she might just give you a nice tip <3

#bellhop #bellhopfantasy #thedarkhotel

[thepleasuregoblin]

okay okay time out, peanut butter, time out just for a second. *Pinching the bridge of my nose in consternation,* Mommy how many times have I explained that bellhops don't park cars, that's valets. It's fine it's fine it just kinda takes me out of the fantasy you know

[sqweegee]

who’s got the tweet that goes like “skinny people will never know the joy of hitting this neutral pose” and it’s a drawing of a guy going like this

[sqweegee]

FOUND IT

[cuntstable]

hey look at this anti-tf2 post from an old homophobic christian forum

[dinoburger-deactivated20250110]

[comvi]

[r0zeclawz]

[squeakitties]