Jasmine Lawrence

Hey, it's me! I'm a tabletop gaming enthusiast, former English major, choir geek, and certified queer. Ask me about D&D 3.5e! She/her pronouns. I often reblog posts just because I like them, but if you only want to see the posts that I personally made or contributed to, search #troacctidposting. My fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Troacctid My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jasminednd

[beardedmrbean]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your fav flower {if multiple then the first one you thought of} is your new name how is it going

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not for my gender

results

Voting ended onJul 19

[troacctid]

Hahahaha. Way ahead of you. 😉

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[troacctid]

Up late posting memes that will be incomprehensible to most of my followers

[troacctid]

(This book is about a queer neurodivergent entomologist who somehow becomes stranded alone on an alien planet in the body of a self-replicating bug alien hive mind with the ability to devour any organic matter. It's wilderness survival meets sci-fi first contact story, with splashes of body horror and sapphic romance. I recommend it.)

[troacctid]

Up late posting memes that will be incomprehensible to most of my followers

[why-i-love-comics]

It's Jeff! Meets Daredevil #1 (2026)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru

[msmimundo]

Happy regular platypus :)

(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)

[msmimundo]

Kept seeing people in the notes saying something about a fedora

but i dont know why putting a fedora on him would make any differeHOLY SHIT

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

[heart-of-a-rose]

Oh for sure

[msmimundo]

The second gif is from YESTERDAY don't do this to me

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[theo-the-ghost]

You're too late perry the platypus, i will use my 10K-NOTES-INATOR and make EVERYONE in the TRI-STATE AREA see this post!

[punctuation-completionist]

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8/22

[haveihitanerve]

Me: *reading the post* oh look! its a cute lil platypus! Me: *reading the reblog* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!?!?

[trapny]

"Not everything is a poem it needs intent" yeah shut up you bitch.

Maybe accidents are beautiful. Ever think about that, dumbass?

[the-haiku-bot]

“Not everything is

a poem it needs intent”

yeah shut up you bitch.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[troacctid]

[clonerightsagenda]

Breq is underrated as fictional AIs go because her solution to ‘all powerful space empire ruined my life’ was: gun

[powersandplanetaries]

You cannot overstate how much that was the beginning and end of the plan. The all-powerful space emperor asked if she had co-conspirators waiting to take control, or if this obviously doomed assasination attempt was actually an intricate plan to politically undermine her. And Breq said actually I just thought I’d shoot you with this gun.

[crane-among-celandines]

Love that for her.

Just going “mmm, no, that sounds like I would get bogged down in the schemes and the plots, and I don’t have the interest in that, I just want to shoot you dead to demonstrate my unhappiness and satisfy my desire for vengeance”

[grammarpedant]

“I don’t have time for schemes or plots” she says as she spends literal decades moving step by step through a complex plan that involved maiming people, executing a coup for funds, falsifying her identity, tracking down a fugitive hiding from the empire, and lying to some posh assholes, all for the purposes of going up to the all-powerful emperor and shooting her with a gun. No, of course there wasn’t more to the plan after that! She wasn’t interested.

[aplusjaybirdie]

image ID: a meme of two blurry people. one is running from the other and labeled “ancient, functionally immortal emperor with thousands of bodies.” the other is a black silhouette floating in the air labeled “one AI with a gun.” end ID

[ilovedthestars]

my favorite part was when someone heard her plan and asked “she has thousands of bodies, how are you gonna kill all of them” and breq was just like *shrug* i’m gonna shoot at least one of them with this gun

[troacctid]

[the-cloud-cat]

(Old Kingdom Trilogy, Garth Nix spoilers!!)

Still reading Book 3 and Lirael is just like mentally fighting to not think at every moment "I know I am The Chosen One Of This Story but what if I was the chosen one of the story I wanted for my whole life instead..." meanwhile Sam is just there like "oh my god my life is so much better now that I am not The Chosen One Of This Story thank the makers hope my Aunt Lirael is okay 👍"

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[wormsslime]

[somanyjacks]

Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory

#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[bitchesgetriches]

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care 

[fexalted]

[image description: photo of a sign with all caps text reading:

"Warning

If you don't schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you."]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[mercifulmother]

– Animorphs: The Reunion, K.A. Applegate

[troacctid]

That flavor text 😭