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saltynags

Can I offer you a nice scrab in this trying time?

lizzyinnie

everything’s changing so fast i can’t keep up

scruu

Trazyn is an excellent social interaction repellent if you don't want to talk to anyone at the Necron gathering

gizmotemusic

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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fizpup

Get real.

pastelpolitoed

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

fizpup

This is killing me

amongusroleplay

feignedremote

Yesterday someone returned the Tekken PS4 game to the library and I was like omg pjackk. Gone too soon...

feignedremote

Okay well maybe this specific copy of Tekken contains his soul and someone checked it out again. I don't know

feignedremote

Yesterday someone returned the Tekken PS4 game to the library and I was like omg pjackk. Gone too soon...

sashimi55

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”