knp4547

F31 / London

[claudia-kishi]

obsessed with this cat

[yupiri]

reblog if u a communist

[galaxyedging]

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[lylylylylylylylyly]

me and also me

[belvira]

True

[biglawbear]

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

[scholar-of-imagination]

Sesame Street started in 1969 and basically made the popularity of these names absolutely TANK

[flannelizard]

Elmo, specifically, debuted in 1984! He fucking TANKED that shit

And Kermit in 1955! Although he wasn’t officially designated a frog until 1969

Grover actually appeared on the Ed Sullivan show in 1967 but his name at the time was Gleep. He changed his name to Grover in 1969

[evilponds]

another one

[zelamorre]

Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.

80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.

[watsonsdetective]

I’m crying laughing over this I had to share

[shiroikabocha]

Some adaptations take it further than others.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[theevilasexualelf]

She told the truth and nothing but

[just-here-for-the-moment]

[littlemisspascal]

the nooo got me flashbacking to their mclaren days 🥺

[oneheadtoanother]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[ampervadasz]

[biandanxious18]

By petting this cat you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not petting them on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

[dear-ao3]

As an Australian we would be honoured to have you

thank you but i really hate spiders

[dear-ao3]

the fact that four of you sent me asks defending the spiders has further rooted my desire to never go to australia

[dear-ao3]

i like tim tams can i be invited to australia

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

[sophsun1]

Salem Saberhagen + Outfits

[angelofsmalldeath-codeine]

Salem is the best

[funnypicsdept]

[cultofthepigeon]

Please watch his vid his name is Jay Jurden and this entire set slaps

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]