anime fan on prom night

26 / he/they / nsfw as fuck / i block liberally / rpg enthusiast

[kobabeach]

i feel like i should state that

i have a 1,95 GB (as of november 24th 2022) large leomon image folder on my hard drive and i'll try to make sure to forever keep it with my in every hard drive i ever have

[breastforce]

God damn I’ve been Owned…

[railroadsoftware]

where’s jack going

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

to undo the future that is aku

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[melonyswife]

shoutout to trans girls that dont care about programming shoutout to trans girls that hate mountain dew shoutout to trans girls that dont give a fuck about the ikea shark shoutout to trans girls that hate fallout new vegas shoutout to trans girls who think thigh high socks are uncomfortable shoutout to trans girls that do not fit into the way too common stereotypes

[never-obsolete]

Maximum Linux - October 1999 Penguin Got Game

[shirtlessmenincomics]

[catmask]

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

[catmask]

know how to identify your encounters properly lest it be your death

[elliegoose]

one of the strangest social dynamics on this website is how there will consistently be one or two kinks/fetishes that are considered trendy to post about, and users who are otherwise very averse to being openly horny on main go wild reblogging posts about petplay or knotting or the eroticism of the machine or whatever erotic interest is currently This Year's Trendiest Kink.

[elliegoose]

all the people in the tags saying things like "thank god vore isn't the big meme kink anymore those were the dark ages" need to think about the implications of the t-shirt my fursona is wearing in my icon lmao

the thing that was wrong with vore being a meme was that the people making the jokes were still weird and mean to people who actually do like vore, not that the vore jokes were simply being made in the first place

[nomsgalore]

Yup

[foone]

it's like the chinese zodiac but less predictable.

this year, everyone who is into rabbits has plenty of furry art of rabbits. next year, good news for the dragons

for a year or so, tumblr will be all into memes about piss or vore or whatever.

and yeah. it's a double edged sword because your kink being the hot meme kink doesn't mean you don't equally get hate for it. you're not allowed to be SERIOUS about this shit.

[miifox]

bold to assume i don't end up joking about all serious matters. i can't ever talk about kink and sexuality and gender without a smile on my face, this does not mean it doesn't imply a deeper meaning to me but why be so serious about that?

as to which ones are just vain jokes and which ones have deeper meaning to me? if i even knew myself i would definitly keep the outside world guessing, that's nobody's business.

besides horny people are just funny.

[foone]

Yeah preaching to the choir there. I'm asexual: so sex is the funniest thing humanity has. Weird kinks are just a new joke I haven't heard before!

I've said for years; when we meet aliens, they'll find our humor baffling, but our sexuality hilarious.

[protogilly-deactivated20231019]

What if its commutative? Since they find our sexuality hilarious, they then find our humor to be very sexual.

"Dad jokes" are now just jokes you tell if you want the aliens to call you daddy.

[foone]

Horrifying idea, thanks!

[90sfantasyanimestuff]

Innocent Tour (nsfw game)

[fabssdaf2]

New TOTK gameplay on my patreon

[animatedscreenshots]

         GameCenter CX: Arino no Chōsenjō 2

[pattern-recognition]

my child raised on a healthy diet of tf2 gmod videos and touhou sfm/mmd shitposts could beat up your cocomelon child

[hellboys]

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008) dir. guillermo del toro

[pythonpie]

My neurodivergent rep as a kid

[shirtlessmenincomics]

[foone]

Chapter 1 intro: I'm not very popular. My sister is way sexier than me so no one even looks at me!

Chapter 1, about 5 pages later: so I summoned an Old God with my blood in the bathroom of a Mexican resort.

WELL THAT ESCALATED FAST

[foone]

(readmore for very short summary of non-consensual slavery shit)

So by the end of chapter 1, she gets the Old God to turn her sexy by altering reality, but she gets Monkey's Pawed: she may be sexy now, but she's now in an alternate universe which has sex slavery, and in this universe she just got drafted into it for 4 years.

Not gonna continue reading this one I don't think.

[foone]

Chapter 1 intro: I'm not very popular. My sister is way sexier than me so no one even looks at me!

Chapter 1, about 5 pages later: so I summoned an Old God with my blood in the bathroom of a Mexican resort.

WELL THAT ESCALATED FAST

[caitlin-from-pokemon]

What book? And is it good?

[foone]

It's some random bdsm fic on literotica. And I don't know, I'm like 8 pages in. I'm gonna say "no", though.

(not linking because my standard policy of not linking to shit I've only read part of, because I don't know if it'll turn into reverse-bestiality turbo-incest half a chapter from now)

[amanitaknowsbest]

What is REVERSE bestiality? Isn't it bestiality either way? Life brings opportunities for new horrors every day.

[foone]

That was a typo. I meant reverse-incest turbo-bestiality, but I ended up swapping it around

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

what is. reverse incest

isn't that also either way

[foone]

I can't explain what reverse-incest is! I have a reputation to maintain. There are girls on here, you know?

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

WAIT YOU'RE THE DEATH GENERATOR GIRL????

[foone]