[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[gnomebutch]

we should ban circumcision and replace it with chopping that thang off entirely vote for me

[brucespringsteencomments]

[mittland]

ass shot posted on insta... #yes

[koebnerphenomenon]

fucked up that angela orosco was put in silent hill (the town not the game) to atone for her actions & her family wasnt . angela did nothing wrong 2021

[koebnerphenomenon]

angela did nothing wrong 2025

[koebnerphenomenon]

angela did nothing wrong 2026 and forever

[alligator-with-a-top-hat]

Maytroid day 19: Protect

[cosmicdebaser]

scenes from an italian restaurant, billy joel

introduction to my father’s house, bruce springsteen

[koebnerphenomenon]

everybody knows vienna and motorcycle accidents but no one cares that billy joel tried to kill himself by drinking furniture polish in 1970

[buy-axes-in-central-london-deac]

“You better not be butch billy joel when I get there”

My uptown ass:

[koebnerphenomenon]

yayyyyyy

[koebnerphenomenon]

yayyyy

[koebnerphenomenon]

so crazy to me that this turned into all about soul

[koebnerphenomenon]

yayyyyyy

[radjoy]

honestly pisses me off when men say “feminism is good for me too!” women are being raped and murdered. i would drag you over hot coals to save even one child bride. and all you can think about is yourself.

[jackalopiel]

literally. why is the rhetoric “men should support feminism bc it helps men too”? like isn’t the fact that it helps women good enough for them? are the rights of half the population only worthwhile to them if they get something out of it?

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

TOP 5 FEMINIST HORROR MOVIES

5. gone girl (not horror but it horrifies men on the internet so it counts) (she stabs a rapist)

4. US (women on women violence that passes the bechdel test! alexa play fuck the police!)

3. ALIEN (sigourney weaver does not have a single man creepily touch her and shes survives. AND rips her bosses’ head off)

2. midsommar (see number 5) (also fuckwit boyfriend dies ++ bonus points)

1. blair witch project (man cries in corner because a woman is peacefully making her craft projects in the forest. they hate to see a girlboss winning)

[user87262893]

ANOTHER 5 FEMINIST HORROR FILMS TO CONSIDER

1. The VVitch (young woman explores freedom of religion in puritanical society)

2. You’re Next (protagonists met her bf when he was her professor, he dies!!)

3. Ready or Not (evaluates the harms that can befall a woman disproportionately in a marriage)((grooms family tries to kill her in a ritualistic game on their wedding night))

4. As Above, So Below (men are punished for their sins :-))

5. Hush (disability advocacy win! deaf woman out-maneuvers house invader using only her available senses)

[femmesandhoney]

1. Suspiria (female dance academy just wants to put on a very nice performance <3 no demons involved <3)

2. The Ring (self explanatory)

3. The Perfection (lesbians maiming and killing abusive men)

4. The Blackcoat’s Daughter (teenage girls just be like that (possessed))

5. Raw (women cannot eat in peace anymore!!! let women eat their bfs!!)

[ghostofdworkin-deactivated20230]

GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING

[koebnerphenomenon]

my coworker returned my 3ds to me which means spend six hours with my nintendogs and call out of work tomorrow .

[cosmicanger]

[whatcha-thinkin]

You have the opportunity to learn exactly one divination spell for use in your everyday life! Which would you choose?

Detect Poison - diagnose any poison or disease afflicting a creature

Detect Evil - determine whether a person intending for or against your interests

Locate Creature - know location of named person or nearest creature of type

Locate Object - know location of named object or nearest of type

True Seeing - visually detect any specified electromagnetic radiation

Speak With Animals - mutual understanding with multicellular animals

Detect Thoughts - read surface thoughts of targeted human mind

Tongues - mutual understanding with any human who speaks a language

Comprehend Languages - understand any read or heard human language

Scrying - audio/visual spy on any named person or creature

Augury - know whether something is a good or bad idea before you do it

fuck these options, where's my fireball?

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours