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Henry’s been different, lately. He has been ever since he rescued Hans from Maleshov, but now even more so since he returned from Sigismund’s camp. Since he beat the Devil and refused to put the torch to a sleepy little town, too much like the one Skalitz must have been. Hans watches the change, and wonders how he can approach the man who seems to think that all burdens must be shouldered alone.
But when a captured Otto von Bergow refuses to speak and the Pack finds itself without a plan of action, maybe there’s an opportunity there, in disguise – Hans has always wanted to see Kuttenberg, and maybe Henry can relax without the mantle of duty weighing so heavily on his shoulders. Except, someone’s been asking around for Henry – asking for him by name.
-x-
At his side, Henry shifts uncomfortably; his eyes too sharp, his shoulders too tense. His palm rests atop the pommel of his sword, the habit of man too used to violence. “But, Sir–”
“And stop calling me ‘sir!’ Isn’t that the whole point of me wearing this? Playing the vagabond?” Hans snaps, fingers plucking at his gambeson. With some effort, he reigns himself in, and tries to keep his voice low. “Have you ever seen a vagabond with a bodyguard, Henry?”
It’s not often that he sees Henry flustered; he’d enjoy it more if this wasn’t something that had been grating on him for ages. “Well, no, my lord, but–”
“Henry.”
Henry’s jaw snaps shut. “Listen,” he starts, but then he falters, and Hans watches his throat bob as the words fail to come to him. After a long moment, Henry sighs. “I… It, it just isn’t proper.”
“Since when have you ever cared for propriety? Have you forgotten how we met?” Hans scoffs. Henry averts his gaze, eyes drifting back to the crowd; it’s a thinly veiled excuse to not look at him and they both know it, but at least he’s being more discreet this time. Hans pushes on, “Listen, I know that when we’re in front of the others, of course appearances must be kept, but certainly you can see why we must make exceptions here?”
Wide blue eyes glance his way for but a moment. Why is he so hesitant?
Hans swallows roughly. He won’t give up so easily. “...For me, please?”
Henry bows his head, as if deep in solemn thought, but just when Hans thinks he will deny his request – or worse, pretend he never heard it – Henry clenches his eyes shut, and nods. “...Fine. Yes my– Hans. Alright.”
It’s always my favorite character
this is me, every day
It's 3am and I almost just passed out trying not to LOSE IT when I accidentally ran Henry into a tree branch next to the Rattay mill at a gallop on Pebbles and he got LAUNCHED INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE
At first I was trying to figure out why he hadn't stopped moving yet and then realised OH HE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING FLYING
Dear god what I would have given to see that in third person pov 😂😭💀 and you can visibly see my confusion as to what the fuck just happened and HOW far away did he just land??? I'm so surprised he didn't explode and die on impact. Insane.
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WIP WEDNESDAY THURSDAY
Ahh I thought it was Wednesday here have a blurb of Hans and Henry in Kuttenberg-- -x-
After weeks spent out in the arse end of the woods, civilization smells so much worse then he remembers.
Hans’ nose wrinkles at the overwhelming stench; Kuttenberg may be a glorious city, but whoever thought it wise to put pig pens in the middle of the fucking street deserved a flogging, or at least some time in the pillory for their crimes.
It’s not even got the grace to be a good looking pen, just some old posts lashed and nailed together into some ramshackle amalgamation. Days of rain have soaked deep into the piles of shit, melting them into fetid rivers that run down, pooling into deep puddles along the ruts in the road. Hans does his best to not breathe too deeply as he steps carefully over the muck.
One of the beasts, malodorous creature that it is, has the audacity to look his way, and Hans meets those beady little eyes with all the contempt he can muster. He must look as ridiculous as he feels, for soon Henry’s there, at his side, laughing.
“Oh, come on Sir, he can hardly help it,” Henry says. “And even if he could, I’d say they’ve had punishment enough; seems a little on the nose keeping them right next to the butcher shop, the poor buggers.” Hans follows his gaze to the twin hanging signs, each decorated with a bright red sausage and two crossed cleavers, mere feet away from the pen’s edge. “At least you know the meat’s fresh,” he concedes, rolling his eyes at the sight of yet another pig pen just up ahead. “I should have expected you’d be used to the smell, living next to a sty.”
Henry snorts, but to his credit, he doesn’t rise to the bait. “Has Kuttenberg already lost its luster, my lord?” -x- Get caught up here: Per Tenebras Start at the beginning: Peripetia
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WIP WEDNESDAY
Once again, Hans manages to make a fool of himself, but maybe a distraction could work -- anything to pull Henry away from whatever causes that darkness in his eyes. -x- If he could, he’d learn everything there was to know about Henry. He’d see it all and still hunger for more.
Still, perhaps a distraction is in order. He pulls his eyes away from Henry and pretends to stare wistfully into the distance.
“...In hindsight, it makes sense,” Hans muses. Henry glances his way, curiosity overcoming the lingering sorrow in his eyes. He pushes on, fighting the smile that threatens to pull at his lip. “I always knew when Henry was in town – I could smell you before I saw you.”
Henry scoffs, surprised, and he rolls his eyes, but most importantly he’s smiling– “Oh come off it, I wasn’t that bad–”
Hans prattles on, voice edging into the melodramatic; easier now as they slip into another bit of wood, bracketed on either side by rolling hills that help to block the worst of the stench. “Of course, I’d heard tales of the unwashed peasantry, but–”
“Unwashed? ’Unwashed,’ he says!” Henry’s shoulders shake with his laughter. “I may not have been able to afford the baths, but I always made sure to wash up in a river or a trough before venturing into one of your fancy castles! And, and,” there’s a twinkle to his eye, a joy in his voice that’s infectious, “from what I remember, a certain lordling didn’t exactly smell of roses when I rescued him from some Cumans–”
“The gall of you! I have never been anything but pristine in my entire life, as befitting of my station.”
Henry’s grinning now, his smile stretching from ear to ear. It’s the best he’s looked in ages. “That certainly wasn’t the case at Trosky–!”
There was a time where Hans would have been mortified for others to know of his humiliation, but in this moment, he cares not at all. Who here is going to judge him? Henry, who has supported him every step of the way, even when they both were at each other’s throats? Adder, whom he’s walked in on three times mid fuck in the mere fortnight he’s known him? Or Janosh, who more often than not is elbow deep in the animal guts he uses to make his sausages? Hell, just last night Kubyenka was pissing in the fireplace in front of them all without an ounce of shame!
Hans looks down his nose at Henry with all the faux condescension he can muster. “You have no witnesses.”
Still chuckling, Henry scratches at his chin, his eyes distant, thoughtful, but no longer grieving. “True. I don’t think I left any.” -x- Get caught up here: Per Tenebras Start at the beginning : Peripetia
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WIP WEDNESDAY
Hans, Henry, Janosh, and Adder make their way to Kuttenberg -- surely nothing could go wrong? They just have to make a bit of a detour, first.
-x- Hans twists in his saddle, raking his eyes over every inch of the rundown hamlet. It is a quiet place with nary a soul in sight – in fact, he’d have assumed the place abandoned entirely if it weren’t for the two guards patrolling the length of a stone wall, thick with ivy. “This can’t be Grund, can it?”
“No.” Janosh answers, raising his voice to be heard over the clack of hooves on the bridge. “Horschan.”
“Horschan?” Hans echoes sharply, only to immediately regret it; in a nearby yard, two workers turn at his harsh tone, entirely too curious, and Hans winces.
Ever calm, Henry’s eyes note the two men, though his own remain wary. He tips his head closer, keeping his voice low. “We had a talk. Janosh and Adder… Decided we should avoid Grund. For now.”
“Why take chance?” Janosh replies, as loud and jovial as ever. “We no go Grund if people looking for Henry.”
At his side, Henry’s face tightens, but he says nothing. His hands clutch his reins in a strangled grip.
But yet, despite his silence, the tension rolls off of him in thick waves. Hans feels it transfer, building under his own skin, cold and slimy – a discomfort he just can’t ignore. Rolling his shoulders to hide the way they’ve pulled tight against his spine, he raises his voice just loud enough to be heard amongst the four of them. “Should we be concerned?”
”You think anyone ever looks for men like us for good reason?” Adder spits. Hans tenses at the implication that Henry’s a ‘man like them’, little better than a brigand, but before he can argue, Adder barrels onward. ”Last time someone sought me out, I was nearly hanged. Kubyenka’s survived this long – over time, you learn to trust your gut. God willing, we’ll all die old men – him with a drink in hand, and me with my dick in mine, eh?”
-x- Get caught up here: Per Tenebras Start at the beginning: Peripeteia
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this is my canon idea of what henry answered here
Hans: 👀
Totally normal expression to make around your squire btw.
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