I'd like to apologize in advance

I stan

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[ask-grabor-3-deactivated2026021]

Jack Black always goes this hard.

[hotboyproblems]

this made me burst out laughing

[queernigga]

[pinsandweevils]

Careers for 2019: An Update

Maenad

Philosopher who lives in a barrel

Medieval monk responsible for tending to the gardens and brewing beer

Swashbuckling Elizabethan adventurer

Reckless young fop on his Grand Tour of Europe

Respectable bachelor with 10,000 pounds a year

Humble tutor/governess who falls for the brooding and troubled lord of the manor

Brooding and troubled lord of the manor

Hedonistic young aesthete with an opium addiction

War poet

George from Blackadder

[mycartoonlife82]

Back Street Girls: Gokudolls

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[teaboot]

One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do

[simonalkenmayer]

“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[kolinahred]

AOA Loki would love Mindless Self Indulgence

come @ me bitches

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[surprisebitch]

GUYS OH MY GOD IM IN THE BUS RN AND THE BUS STOPPED AND JUST WHEN I GLANCED AT MY WINDOW SIDE I SEE FUCKING OBAMA ON SOMEONE’S WINDOW I LAUGHED SO HARD PEOPLE IN THE BUS ARE STARING AT ME RN HELP

[gregorycddie]

[kolinahred]

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

[spongebob-daily]

[gifak-net]

[betterthankanyebitch]