El Sob #1

I’m just gonna put my foot on the floor and I’m not lifting until I see God or a checkered flag. 🏁🏁🏁

[koltsquire]

Intro Post

Yo yo my home dog bread slice!

I'm Kolt and I'm honestly a redneck in the "let the gays have marijuana and keep the government off our property" way.

Age: 24

Interests: Metal, NASCAR, martial arts, miniature art, any non-modern history, hiking, fishing, space, and writing

Favorite Bands: Slipknot, System of a Down, Tool, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Linkin Park, Slayer, The Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, Seether, Primus, Hekseblad, ICP, and Limp Bizkit

Favorite Books: The Witcher Saga, Butcher's Crossing, The Darkest Path, Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Jurassic Park

Favorite Genres: Horror, fantasy, westerns, anything post-apocalyptic, and sci-fi (to a degree)

Favorite Podcasts: Dungeons and Daddies and Welcome to Nightvale

Blurb: What's up? This page is honestly just my favorite interests and shitposting. I'm currently a grad student in Creative Writing (minor in Premodern Global Studies), getting my second bachelor's in Philosophy, and I'm soon to pursue another degree in Environmental Science. Apparently I'm a published author now too, so that's pretty badass! Professionally, I'm a dumbass. Feel free to follow - I'd love to get some mutuals on here!

[dogpuppy]

[euroic]

[xand3rez]

༺ porkoddio

[kapselsrapsel]

[lauralot89]

And now it's time for my Dracula adaptation hot takes:

Renfield is inevitably the best part of any Dracula adaptation because his actor is the only one they allow to have fun with it

I do not judge Dracula adaptations on their accuracy, but rather on the level of homoeroticism and/or campiness

With that said, the following things need to be featured in more adaptations:

Quincey. You have the opportunity to put a cowboy in your Dracula movie and you don't do it? For shame

Dracula running around doing chores at super-speed

Dracula wearing Jonathan's clothes (they do not fit and he looks ridiculous)

Dracula's stupid unfashionable hat

Mina geeking out about phonographs and traveling typewriters

The shovel

Seward getting annoyed about the amount of insects. Not disgusted, just annoyed.

Dracula opening the door to SURPRISE WOLVES

Dracula's trip to the zoo

Quincey shooting at bats

There just needs to be a scene of Van Helsing going on one of his endless Van Helsing monologues while everyone else zones out in their own distinct way

[wizardlizardscoven]

some silly maynard sketches (or doodles idk)

(doing this instead of artfight feels criminal)

[who-is-hex]

nard studies but i autismed on him sorry

[krunchy-bone]

Drunk with Power.

[krunchy-bone]

Did it for the nookie!

[koltsquire]

Skate. was so bad I bought a PS3 to play Skate 3 again

[swagvo1d]

[xand3rez]

༺ still life wes

we all know he watched the backrooms movie

read the alt text for crazy info

[xand3rez]

1 bad comment about the grillz and y'all are dead #ICrashedOutSbCuzOfThem I loveee thug wes He's an idiot

[bleeding-chaoss]

Various doodles of the agents going back quite a while now, actually💥 no, I do NOT have a favorite, I have NO idea what you're on about!!!

(I will probably make another post of just Merkin pieces I can't even lie...)

I need more ideas for the agents,,, especially Mat because omg I neglect him 😢💔

[bealibixi]

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[fourdegreeswarmerr]

maynard and joni mitchell ✨