HC: Logan, Remy, Roman, and Virgil swear WAY Too Much™
-Logan swears the most out of all of them. He used to only do it when he was alone, for fear of Patton hearing him, but with all the bullshit shenanigans that go on he stopped giving a shit caring.
-Logan cannot have a single conversations without dropping at least one “fuck” (or a variation of the word) in there.
-Whenever Logan insults someone, it’s honestly so rude and disrespectful to all the sides who don’t swear, but it’s fucking super hilarious to those who do.
-Logan low-key feels a sense of accomplishment whenever he makes the others potty-mouth crew, PMC for short, (named exclusively by Patton) gasp in shock at his language.
-Roman is just as bad. He gets creative with his swearing, to the amusement of the others, especially Remy.
-When he called one of the dark sides “You absolute fucking bottle of room temperature water”, he had everyone cracking up.
-He loves swearing. Like Logan, he feels like it adds a good garnish to every day vocabulary, but also it’s so hard not to swear with all the shit that happens in their lives.
-Nobody understands how Patton doesn’t curse.
-Remy is so crass with his language. He will say anything and everything he wants to.
-He is the number one cause of Patton’s embarrassed blushing, because “dear God, how can you say that out LOUD???”
-He doesn’t like cussing as much as Logan and Roman do, but he still uses the… colorful language because it’s pretty much second nature for him at this point and “it’s part of my brand, bitch!”
-Virgil has a bad case of the “why are you telling me to watch my mouth I didn’t say anything?? Oh I just dropped three f-bombs and the c-word?? I didn’t even fucking notice”
-Patton internally dies every time Virgil cusses because his dark, strange, son should NOT be using such profanity!
-Virgil feels so bad every time he swears in front of Patton because Patton thinks it’s WRONG but he literally cannot stop he tried multiple times and it never lasts.
-The amount of film that Thomas hasn’t been able to put into a video because Roman said fuck or Logan called someone a dumbass or Virgil said the word bitch like it’s his name or Remy said something so bad that Patton had to excuse himself is wild.
-God forbid all four of them are having a conversation with each other. It’s fucking horrible.