bro what

she/her, procrastinating being human

[kontrahent]

nah i can't come to the bar rn i'm scofo (still crying over finnick odair)

[kontrahent]

what is the one fic called where bkdk wirk in a kitchen at night bc deku forgot to prepare the eggs? it had a french titel

[sincerethoughtsblog]

I think about how the hunger games trilogy was the best dystopian fiction written in this generation but it was reduced to a discourse about Team Peeta or Team Gale. Due to this society has never really taken young girls seriously even though the book was about how corrupt the government was in taking advantage of it's citizens.

[kontrahent]

i alsways think that it's especially funny, that the books are literally about a society that ignores every aspect of death, cruelty and torture and instead focuses on 'omg peeta is sooo in love with katniss slay' and then we as a society watch the films, ignore every aspect of death, cruelty and torture and focus on 'omg team gale or team peeta they are sooo hot' and i think that is why collins social commentady just hits different

[kontrahent]

i love how finnick is supposed to be the hottest and prettiest man and everyone in panem has a crush on him and it worked so well that i think he is the hottest and prettiest man and i have a crush on him

must be satisfying for the author

[kontrahent]

the prettiest of the pretty bois

[kontrahent]

[kontrahent]

Junkook: *sneaking around late at night*

Namjoon: do you have ANY idea how late it is?????

Junkook: hyung i'm sorry i-

Namjoon: *tearing up* no really what time is it i have been here for days please tell me

[kontrahent]

I'm looking for this bokuaka fanfic and the only thing i remember is that akaashi wonders if bokuto is wearing legging under his shorts or regular kneecaps

help i know it's not a lot but i need to find it

T.T T.T

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

[kontrahent]

what do i listen to when you are sad but unable to listen to songs that aren't catchy and upbeat?

[argumate]

choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?

[degenerate-perturbation]

In love with the usage of “breeds” here like

Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God

Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry

[sandersstudies]

I am losing my mind this is so funny

[kontrahent]

eyyyyyy, so it's my birthday and i want to celebrate in two weeks. Until now, I wanted to set up an escape room in my bedroom for my guests to solve, but I came across the problem that i can only invite 6 people because of the little space i have. Recently I've met a lot of new people that a i also want to invite. (like 10, don't worry, corona restrictions in my country allow that) Soooooo, has anyone some good ideas for a birthday parties that are creative (i don't like unplanned parties, so i need help)

[sizvideos]

[shutupblanka]

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

[multi-coloredmountains]

And every man

[setbabiesonfire]

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

[b-ak3d]

The last one really hit me. I never really thought about something like that could actually impact a woman’s life. Damn…

[buzzfeed]

Every person.

[willyoufckinglookatthat]

The last one made me cry a bit

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[bergaramadejs]

depression vs. anxiety

[frauleinpflaume-deactivated2020]

For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me - there’s an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.

It’s got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you don’t have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.

Examples (all done by me):

Here’s an example for how you can use it

[ladytygrycomics]

Great find, thanks!

[keiko86chanart]

OMG HEAVEN!!

Bless you!!!!

[art-res]

Very nice resource for those looking to improve their perspective, composition, and background rendering skills!

[kontrahent]

jo has anyone songs that fit to the mood when your unable not to dance and you walk funnily through your house because that vibe just controls your body and you are happy like a little child everytime when there is an extremely good guitar riff oder an amazing drop