[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: OH MY GOSH HYUND I'M SO SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR GLASSES!!

Yoongi: That's fine I've seen enough.

[kookies04]

you can sing with it, I've eased out the lyrics for int. fans

enjoy it.

use earphones for better sound.

[kookies04]

don't tell me I'm the only one whose mind connect these two unwillingly

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jimin: I’m going to torture you now. 

Yoongi *smirking*: Kinky. 

Jimin: I think you are sweet and beautiful. 

Yoongi *tensing up*: Wait-

Jimin *moving closer*: You are deserving of love and affection. 

Yoongi *moving away*: No-

Jimin *trapping him against a wall*: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. 

Yoongi *holding up his hands*: I think we need a safe word. 

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jimin: To have a good life, you just make the little things count too. 

Jin: What’s 3+18? 

Jimin: 21, why? 

Jin: I just made a little thing count lol.

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

jin: you want to explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the dorms? which were on FIRE?

namjoon, covered in ash and holding dozens of KAWS figurines: not really

[telise72]

Me, a multifandom: I don’t have time to stan more groups. 

Quarantine: Look at all this free time you have.

[kookies04]

it was such a good jikook moment, I just can not get over it.

the moment jimin started giggle thinking about the line of the song, jungkook guessed it correctly.

and then the fall 😍😍💜💜

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: Did it hurt when you fell?

Jimin *rolling his eyes*: From heaven? No, Jungkook, I get you’re into me but-

Jungkook: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes. 

Jimin; 

Yoongi *not looking up*: We all saw it. 

[kookies04]

James : how did you learn english?

Rm : actually, um.. i've taught myself by F.R.I.E.N.D.S

James : watching the T.V show F.R.I.E.N.D.S ?

Rm : yea, the legend. my mom bought me the DVD, the whole season.... (continues telling the story)

*meanwhile Jin to Suga*

Jin : well, I've watched F.R.I.E.N.D.S too.

Suga : me too.

Jin : but I can't speak english.

Suga : I enjoyed watching it.

Jin : me too. it was fun.

Suga : he memorized it to study.

*Rm finishing up his story*

Rm :.... right and that really helped me out.

[kookies04]

some of my favorites from "ON" part 3

(which is a total bomb 💣)

[kookies04]

some of my favorites from "ON" part 2

(which is a total bomb 💣)

[kookies04]

some of my favorites from "ON" part 1

(which is a total bomb 💣)

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Gahyeon: Top ten reasons to get married?

SuA: Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knocking someone out in one punch.

Gahyeon:

SuA: …And love, I guess.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

[In the Stray Kids groupchat]

Jisung: idk is the most mysterious acronym

Minho: literally everyone knows what it means?

Jisung: then what does it mean?

Minho: I don’t know

Jisung: see? no one does

[kookies04]

Taehyung : Jimin...

Taehyung : Jimin-si...

Taehyung : Jimin-ah...

Taehyung : Jiminie babo.

Jimin : you are so dead Kim Taehyung.

[kookies04]

*Hoseok was about to drink water but Yoongi asked for the bottle so Hoseok being an all generous guy gave the bottle to him.*

Hoseok : you put your mouth right on the bottle?

Yoongi : saranghae.