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god tier barbie movies:

1. barbie in the nutcracker 2. barbie as rapunzel 3. barbie as the princess and the pauper

honorable mention: barbie of swan lake

woifiecindy

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

jigglypuffsvevo

cockyhorror

you know that “when someone’s showing you a video insisting it’s funny and your face looks like this” post? this is the same post from the other perspective

disneydorito

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This is amazing

fartproducer-deactivated2026013

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

surprisebitch

this deserves an academy award nomination

bongospasm

suspend

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

refinery29

Amber Rose Takes on Teen Boy Culture

A story Rose recently shared about being sexually assaulted and then victim-blamed would enrage anyone. Rose revealed an incident from her middle school days in Philadelphia when she was groped inappropriately.

tw: sexual assault

GIFS VIA.

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She’s so necessary

dateagirlsuggestion

date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs

overpricedvodka

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

koivulehma

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

fiti-vation

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twocubes

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

theheartbrokenlibertarian

why is that so fuckin funny

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

yungapricot

I looked up “how to exact revenge” and I came across an image that resonates with me daily.

flightless-wings

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

imperfectkreis

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.