Look Alive, Sunshine.

I'm Sophia and I'm so uncool i've become cool. 

[honest-for-mendes]

nowadays, you never know… take your few seconds and read this, you might need it someday. so helpful

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[keeping-up-with-the-jenners]

Reblogging because I care about you guys

[bonnieblue85]

Important

[ladyofthefanart]

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

[spsyched]

Everyone should reblog this!

[mizukiinozomii-blog]

Very useful.

[weavemama]

don’t you fucking dare tell me that trump’s new travel ban is “keeping the bad people out” when the bad people are right here under our noses. 

Article links: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

[porkfriedpussy]

The only Americans that should tell people to go back to their own country are Native Americans but that’s none of my business

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[gothicprep]

one of my coworkers used to work at hollister and she was telling me abt their dress code the other day and it simultaneously sounds made up but isn’t surprising

some highlights:

you have to be tan but you can’t be TOO tan

your hair has to look presentable but it can’t look like you put time or effort into doing it

no noticeable makeup even tho the store is dark as hell

you have to order all your work clothes out of this catalogue and there are specific details abt how you have to wear them (flannels had to be paired with certain shirts, jeans had to be rolled twice and the size of the pant roll thing had to be the width of two fingers)

you could wear flip flops but only Their flip flops, not any inferior brand of flip flops

you couldn’t paint your nails. you could paint your toenails but they had to be red

periodically, some lady would come around the store and quiz them on the dress code

basically they were trying to go for an effortless west coast beach vibe but they couldn’t have possibly put more effort into achieving it

[thenameisgreed]

[magescythe]

my new favorite thing is adding “bitch” to the end of famous and influential quotes not all those who wander are lost, bitch

[magescythe]

i think, therefore i am, bitch

[itsbenedict]

who else has the tumblr messaging update where you can now pick from a list of emoji, except the emoji are huge and aren’t actually emoji but are instead a list of entirely arbitrary images with no rhyme or reason

[maxknightley]

all I know is that they definitely made the zodiac signs the wrong color, and put them on the bottom, on purpose

[jasper-rolls]

what the heck are these meant to express

[maxknightley]

several of them are just speech bubbles, like this one, and there’s no way to put text in them so what’s even the point

someone got paid to model these things and to implement this feature

[maxknightley]

this one literally doesn’t display when you click the button, it’s just a broken image. I had to open this fucker in a new tab.

[yugirimistwalker]

ok i genuinely cant tell if this is a shitpost or not is this actually real

[nomoreheroes]

“they definitely made the zodiac signs the wrong color”

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

[lapisbitch]

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

[sirl33te]

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

[verysadskeleton]

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

[stitch-n-time]

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

[kanthia]

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

[spockyykins]

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

[obaewankenope]

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

[nat-20s]

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

[rapid-artwork]

Oxford University, which is still teaching today, is technically older than the Aztec Empire. It was started in 1096 and officially founded in 1249, the first major Aztec city, Tenochtitlán was built in 1325.

[thepioden]

Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

[knightoflodis]

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

[panic-at-casualty]

Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read

[amayzing-mayzie]

i am the kid who asks kids what they like to see what we can talk about. it’s such a great way to make friends. i go to a camp with girls from all over the eastern part of my state with one of my best friends. i make friends easily, especially with younger and quiet kids. they are always asked, “so, what do you like?” and they name things off. it’s such a sweet thing.

[macleod]

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

[tastetheraenbow]

This is literally destroying my life.

[fomysquad]

#BlackPride #YouSmart #BlackExcellence 

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[undercovertacobell]

hey kids we’re living in a fascist regime

[bed-dweller]

This is a very cool resource for people who want to fight back but aren’t sure how.

[undercovertacobell]

reblogging for the swingleft.org link. It’s a really great, easy to use/understand resource

[tyleroakley]

want to contact representatives but don’t even know where to begin??

https://5calls.org/

[euo]

do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

it’s easy to spot an angel you just gotta start telling a story in a group situation when people are too busy talking over each other to hear you. look for that one person who notices and makes eye contact and smiles encouragingly till you’ve finished talking– that’s the angel. same genus as that friend who, when everyone else is jokily slagging you off about something, notices that one comment has hit a nerve and subtly changes the subject or says something in your defence. these people are pure and go straight to heaven.

[salon]

Google could launch an effort to keep trolls and bad information at bay, with a program that would rank websites according to veracity, and sort results according to those rankings. Currently, the search engine ranks pages according to popularity, which means that pages containing unsubstantiated celebrity gossip or conspiracy theories, for example, show up very high.

Climate change deniers are freaking out about this.

[the-last-snow-elf]

Fox News is also freaking out about this.

[lavenderharmony-deactivated2025]

DO IT GOOGLE

DO IT

FUCKING DO IT

DO IT