i am a part of all that i have met

Kath (she/her) aka ritualsnwaffles, sungabraverday & butwordsarewind I'm here for gods and goddesses, espionage, ladies who deserve the world, space adventurers, space magic, gentle forest spirits, revolutionaries, dysfunctional couples, mutual pining, queer culture, cottage vibes, knife-shoe sports, and critical analysis of any/all of the above.

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[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[iwouldratherbereadingrn]

What this post needs is a big ass.

[1969chevycamaro]

This is why we tumble

[bnuuwitch]

THIS IS WHY WE TUMBLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[doyouknowthisbook-poll]

Do you know which book this is from?

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I’ve read this book before, and I like it!

I can tell which book this is from based on this excerpt, but I haven't read it

I started reading this, but didn’t finish it (or I am reading it currently)

I haven’t read this book, but I like this excerpt!

I’ve read this book before, and I don’t like it

I haven’t read this book and I don’t like this excerpt

Voting ended onMay 15

Please reblog the polls, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people read the excerpt with an open mind 💖📚 Title and author will be revealed after the poll's conclusion.

Thank you @redribbonofficial for the submission! 😄

[korechthonia]

I read these a long time ago, and so had forgotten the details. And the planning department stuff is so painfully on point, I know I have read virtually the same thing in actual RL documents this year. And planning should not be like that, and I have so many thoughts and feelings.

[mollybeenoel]

Rare albino puma

[doggyspeak]

This is Itzae, an albino puma born at the Thomas Bell Zoo in Nicaragua in 2023!

Here's an article with more photos!

La increíble historia de Itzae, la puma albina de Nicaragua

Itzae, la puma albina nacida en 2023 en Nicaragua, representa una de las mutaciones genéticas más inusuales en felinos del continente americ

[cookbookbutch]

let's stare hauntingly into the distance while being licked by mama

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[brokenphoenix99]

May the Fourth Be With You!

Tiny art Tag list: @loverboy-havocboy @earlgreyci @elismor @mereelskirata @whiskygoldwings @indira-korr

[ominouspuff]

Tfw, as the most powerful evil galactic empire ever, you still feel the odds are a bit stacked against you because just look at the rebel opposition I mean c’mon

[thisweekinfandomhistory]

"And then Thorki is next, which obviously started being popular a thousand fucking years ago. But also with the release of Thor. But also, in ancient Norway."

Listen to Episode 162, May 4, 2012: Check the Vents, The Avengers Are In The Tower now!

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[natalierso]

☆ rebelcaptain may the 4h celebration ☆ 

day 2: partners + teal

who knows 🤷‍♀️ (insp)

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[frostbitebakery]

kognitiv.

[alda-rana]

Happy Glorious 25th of May, Discworlders! May your lilacs bloom and your angels rise up high!

Oh, and GNU Terry Pratchett of course :)

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[asparklethatisblue]

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg

A picture of Sam Vimes for the Glorious 25th, based on images of the German Peasants’ War

[aneurins-barnard]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!!! Created by George Lucas in/sp

[allthingskenobi]

I feel safe. Yes, it feels like that.

@swsource​ star wars week: day 6 – may the 4th be with you!

[thestuffedalligator]

It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.

[andhumanslovedstories]

#i don’t think this is what pterry meant by ‘a man’s not dead while his name is still spoken’

I absolutely think it is

[seiya234]

I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.

I’m 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.

Terry was a comedic genius

[stormsbreadth]

#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf Leopard (via @morkaischosen)

god DAMMIT

[adverbian]

When I was informed that “Vetinari” is a pun on “Medici”. That pun was so painful I couldn’t even see it.

[triflesandparsnips]

...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*

get out here Terry I just wanna talk

[amuseoffyre]

Twurp’s Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.

In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burke’s Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry took ‘twerp’, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u. 

The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.

[deathsmallcaps]

OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW

[sarahreesbrennan]

I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.

[fiollaigean]

guys it's fucking close to water

[aridotdash]

[jennyofmany]

Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "über/ hinüber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".

Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be über den Wald

Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Überwald

My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.

[arkytiorlecter]

The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.

The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).

Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)

... fucking HELL Terry.

[nochd]

In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.

The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.

Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it