Sebastian

he/him | 26 | uhhh that’s it

[sea-bass628]

A reminder

[daylightglitch]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀

[fer3112]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[mainlysarcastic]

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

[purpurussy]

Mr beast tried to lock them in a cage

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[shane-actually]

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

[renisnotonfire]

We've made so much fun of Dan for acting like he's banned from cheese and chocolate only to learn that they constantly order food with their mind set on sharing. Like Dan really just. Casually announced that they always order food with the other in mind. If Phil doesn't like a food, Dan is unlikely to order it. If Phil won't have cheese. Fuck. Dan can't have cheese, I guess.

[fryday]

positive affirmations

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

positive affirmations

dan and phil are dan and phil

dan and phil are gay

you are gay

you will get through this podcast

it's a monday

you are hard

twitter isn't real

twitter can't hurt you

there is not a man in the room (besides your partner)

dan and phil are not in the corner of your room

dan and phil are not under your bed

you're a strong confident person and [ad placement]

[sea-bass628]

My favorite thing about Dan and Phil is after I’ve finished watching a new video I’ve actually watched it like ten times because of how often they make me rewind to see if they actually just said that

[softgaycontent]

Lucretia is the most fun character in the world because she is set up exactly like the guy who has been a villain all along, but instead the big reveal is that she's your best friend. And she loves you and thinks you're hilarious.

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[gfwooyo]

*griffin mcelroy voice* the SAME BLASTOISE

[diphowell]

who needs context