[elliesmoth]

I'll always mourn this face because he's not real

[haveenaro]

flowers for you!

[maplebizz328]

I GOT A NEW DRAWING TABLEEETTT!!!

[also-abysswenn]

sometimes you have to spray your boyfriend with water like a cat who jumped on the counter

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

[quasarus-catt]

🦕

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[ratslain]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Idiot apple girl now crunching down for only $11.91!

[raylangivins]

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[criticallyaddictedtomilk]

This is like living in a glass house and throwing rocks at yourself

[postalignments]

This post is chaotic evil!

[rainworld-name-verifier]

There’s probably a valid name somewhere in this thread.

[loss-detector]

i'd like to think "Big Fuck Off Volcano" is a valid iterator name

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[queenlypirate]

group photo 📸

[acyd-reign]

A little Kacchako because I do appreciate this ship a lot actually.

[annadeef]

Pray for my cat. Nothing wrong with her she's just dumb.

[annadeef]

Front facing A from Queen Lotti herself

[jatersade]

I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozai’s ass

[jatersade]

Aang: *explaining to someone that he is a pacifist*

Sokka in the background: yeah except for that time in high school when you kicked the shit out of Zuko’s dad

Aang: THOSE WERE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES PLEASE —

[jatersade]

sokka: did it feel good

aang: violence is unproductive, and the antithesis of —

sokka, talking over him: because watching Zuko’s dad get his shit rocked by teen Caillou definitely made ME feel good. and if you do something that makes people happy, doesn’t that mean it’s a good thing?

aang: . . . that’s not how it works but thank you.

[jatersade]

Aang: I think problems can and should be solved without violence!

Ozai: *does something characteristically shitty within Aang’s field of vision*

Aang:

the rest of the gaang watching Aang judo flip Ozai over a table:

[jatersade]

Gyatso that night at dinner: I received an interesting call today.

Aang, sweating: oh wow crazy how that happens isn’t it? Technology is amazing

Gyatso: It was from your school. They were calling to tell me that you’ve been assigned after school detention for the next month because you beat up a grown man on campus today. Would you like to tell me your side of the story?

Aang: it was Zuko’s dad and he deserved it

Gyatso, who had a speech about the perils of succumbing to violence prepared but who also knows all about what a dirtbag Ozai is bc of his weekly brunches w Iroh:

[autisticzukka]

it's also honestly my experience that the people most dedicated to pacifism are the people who most want to solve problems by punching someone, and who are Really Good at punching someone, but by having that skillset quickly realize its incapable of solving most problems. There is ONE problem you can definitely solve through violence, and it's when you meet a person who thinks that what they're doing - while wrong and even evil - is societally without consequences. I mean, what's going to happen? You gonna punch him in the face? you're not gonna punch him in the face. no one is. he's invincible. Aang, meeting Ozai, realizes that this is a man who has never feared being punched in the face for his actions. Aang solves this problem.

[somie99]

Tanjirou × Kanao | Kimetsu no Yaiba

Source : Twitter

[st4rgirlfriend]

Kanao's feelings for the first years of her life: *peace out*

Kanao: ight guess I don't need them

-

Tanjiro's feelings all his life: I am here. I am everything. I am everything you do since you don't use your dammed head. Your just emotions no brain.

-

Now we bring the two together

-

Kanao: Emotions? What are those?

Tanjiro: It's the heart that drives people!

Kanao: *shit shit shit shit emotions overload. why is he so cute when he says that? oh my god.*

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

[bears-official]

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

[thepioden]

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

[aroguexenolith]

My dude, we hit rocks with hammers out in the field! (“Tell me your true nature,” I whisper to the brown-ish weathered surface of the outcrop before me, and bring down my hammer with all the strength of my conviction that this is NOT the Madison Limestone.)

In the lab I broke samples up with a hand-cranked hydraulic press. Igneous rock is tough stuff. These rocks didn’t sit around for almost two billion years, three supercontinents, and the best efforts of the Amazon River to wear them away, just to get broken up by some sissy with an Estwing. Nope, it took a hydraulic press, FIVE TONS of pressure, and a five-foot-two undergrad who was very glad to be wearing hearing protection.

[archaeo-geek]

Meanwhile, in archaeology:

Archaeologist #1: I’ve gathered this carbon sample with a perfectly clean trowel from a carefully selected stratum whilst wearing gloves. Time to wrap it carefully in chemically-neutral air-tight packages to avoid modern C-14 contamination before it gets to the lab!

Archaeologist #2: Hey how about this 150-year-old fire brick? Should I just chuck it on the back of the truck with a quick label so that we can hose it off later and then maybe break it open? Cool.

Archaeologist #3: Not sure if this is a bone or a rock. Guess I better lick it to find out. Oh cool, it’s a bone, bag it up!

[aemiliaprima]

Ok but also keep in mind all three archaeologists are probably on the same dig

[chaotic-archaeologist]

It’s also possible that those represent the only three brain cells of a single archaeologist