mXwL vLt

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

[pwhl-mybeloved]

who needs a heat pack for cramps when you can boot up your windows 8 era toshiba laptop that you got from grandma and play heroes of might and magic with it resting on your belly

[chirpingfromthebox]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Mark Carney experiencing the most elaborate Charge fan humiliation ritual

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[theonion]

Taking a deep breath and straightening his back, Yo-Yo Ma finally worked up the courage to tell his parents that he was quitting cello, sources confirmed Friday. “Mom, Dad, this is it—I quit,” said Ma, who exhaled and then winced as his parents immediately reacted to the consequential words by simultaneously exclaiming “But you love cello!” and “Is this a joke?”

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[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[cannibalchicken]

[toastyglow-rb]

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

[atlantidea]

D.E.B.S (2004) dir. Angela Robinson

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[kino-ani]

Desert Hearts (1985) Dir. Donna Deitch

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[consumerofshorthomies]

this really isn't the point of the post, but do americans not need to put a dollar in the shopping carts?

do you not get the universal experience of being in the parking lot when your mom is searching through the car for a dollar and you just sigh and hand one over?

[littlefirefly42]

No, that's wild?? The cart is just picked up at the entrance of the store, used, and returned to the entrance once all the groceries are loaded up in the car. Is their a point for the charge or is it just corporate greed? Follow up; where does the money go? Is there a kiosk next to the carts? It it like a parking lot fee situation or a carnival ride situation? OP said "in" the carts but like... where??

[moghedien]

the carts have these mechanisms where they are chained together and you need a quarter (in the US, its usually larger amount in other countries but $1 coins are very uncommon here) to unlock them. The coin stays in your cart while you're using it and once your return the cart and chain it back, you get the coin back. They're not actually making money off of the carts, its just a way to encourage people to return them rather than leave them all over the parking lot.

Fun fact, one time I was checking out at Aldi and an employee came over and handed me this little keychain to keep a quarter in so you never have to go looking for one to use. I've used the same quarter for years now

[mens-rights-activia]

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[nessa007]