I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
Mike Driver

oozey mess

ellievsbear

roma★
will byers stan first human second
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wallacepolsom

izzy's playlists!
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@theartofmadeline
sheepfilms
todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always

#extradirty

if i look back, i am lost
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@kp-bean
I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.
drawing for jadedazes’ dtiys on instagram!! im a little insane about their outfits can you tell!!!!!!!!
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.
Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)
NEED THAT MAN PREGNANT POLL ~SEASON TWO~ WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT
It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!
In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)
In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)
... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -
YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!
I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.
STAY TUNED FOR OUR INSEMINATOR BONUS POLLS, WHERE WE SHALL SELECT THE MEN WHO GET THE HONOR OF BECOMING ZHANGMEN-SHIXIONG'S BABY DADDIES.
*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving
*cools ur dashboard down*
Happy Pride
stsg thats not angst i love!!!!
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here