2026 XIUMIN SEASON'S GREETINGS

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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
todays bird
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

tannertan36
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$LAYYYTER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
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almost home
taylor price

pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies

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@kpopchaos
2026 XIUMIN SEASON'S GREETINGS
I hate this shit lol
this piece of the terror (2018) trivia sent me into the stratosphere
“where i come from, it’s illegal to be naive.”
movie posters series based on pulp fiction covers. 3/4
prints already available here
“Smoke Horns” by Butch Locsin
Wicked cool
[video description: a tiktok by user seanymysoul, the background is a green screen of a retail store, and a caption over top says “working during the purge”. both characters are noticeably deadpan.
cashier, in a red shirt: thatll be $308.67
customer, the same person in a back jacket and hat: man i just cant believe theyre making you guys work during the purge
cashier: well customers are still shopping so
customer: has anyone, you know, purged here
cashier: oh yea, i mean our associate manager was just stabbed to death over an expired coupon 20 minutes ago
customer: oh jeez, [chuckle] sorry i asked
cashier: no worries
customer: at least they havent gotten you yet
cashier: yeah. well your totals $308.67
customer: oh im not, paying for this. you know cause its the purge. i was actually just trying to get, all the money in your till
cashier: unfortunately the person ahead of you already took everything i have
customer: oh jeez you really gotta come early during the purge dont you
cashier: yea weve had people camping outside since yesterday
customer: really? well i know what im doing next year. but you didnt hear that from me
cashier: of course not
customer: hey, try not to die alright?
cashier: ill try
end video description]
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this is it. the happiest video
wholesome
This has to be the highlight of their work day, just a random cat that’s the most adorable thing *v*
Guys, we need to spread this. It’s to cute to be lost in the deep depths of the internet.
It’s to damn cute I’m gonna die now
had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao
cruelty
slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber
excitement
this is the only time i recorded myself playing a VR game and it still holds up as one of my best game videos
i really like how you miss every shot
you realize that when people talk about fascists burning books they mean stuff like firsthand accounts of historical atrocities, or scientific research that supports civil rights, or minority religions’ holy texts and not like, your incest fanfiction, right?
my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy
y’all know what im saying
Just gals being pals. Owning a cat and raising kids. No homosexuality here, Mr Pope!
MP1: audio codec and container format
MP2: audio codec and container format
MP3: audio codec and container format
MP4: video codec and container format
MP5: actually, this one’s a gun
hold up, I made this a while ago.
The MP line of product is very diverse
MP11
Keyboard.
MP12
Robot toy.
MP13
Preamp.
MP14
Commuter train.
MP15
ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.
do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100
This is like a Renaissance Painting 🖼
I worked for TSA for awhile; this shit happened all the time. People put them in friend’s bags without them knowing and then they’re shocked when we open the bag.
Word to the wise; dildos appear on our xrays as the same density/mass as explosives (I’m serious) so technically we’re supposed to check the bag when they come through every time.
We probably know it’s a dildo (unless it comes through at a weird angle). We don’t want to pull it (unless our friend is doing bag checks, then we definitely want to pull it just to fuck with them) but they run tests on us all the time, so even if we do want to, we still kind of have to; they look bad on the X-ray.
Don’t pack your dildo in you carry on unless you want us to see it. Put it in your checked bag. If you have to put it in your carry on, don’t bury it, because we’ll probably have to look at it, and at least we won’t have to dig around in your bag for it (but at least put it in a discreet bag unless you really don’t care that everyone in the whole airport can see your business)
ORC FACTS
if you hold an orc up to your ear and listen carefully, you will hear him
He is impressed with your strength. You will be married in the spring.