Weird at last, Weird at last, GOD ALMIGHTY, WEIRD AT LAST

Botanist, Student, Gamer.

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[jenny-holzer]

[loveridden1999]

[fairycosmos]

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[markovchaingang]

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

[dungeonmastersdiary]

They're letting us do everything now

[toskarin]

my original understanding of worm was that everyone posting about it always seemed really annoyed about an antagonist named wildbow and then I learned that was the author

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[targetedknowledge]

[targetedknowledge]

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too