???

[grox]

Granpa clit got blown up by a landmine

Fighting in the war on christmas eve

[lesbx]

that post that’s like “imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured” that’s what i think of every time i see one of those hyper modded supermodel skyrim characters just existing in skyrim

[lesbx]

my mans balgruuf looking away in humility... reachin’ for a different dragon....

[the-golden-dragoness]

Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

[e3khatena]

He framed an article talking about this and keeps it with his other accolades.

[jasonttodd]

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Yes

[mandronia]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me walking into work

[asticot]

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[specificfuckery]

[lyrapuppy]

Well fuck

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[star-scribbling]

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

[fishiest-fish]

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[iamonlymortal]

I hate Donald duck with a passion but hearing "oh- oh fuck" in that voice is gold.

[doublehex]

REBLOG

REBLOG

REBLOG

[godtierhoroscopes]

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

[dhaaruni]

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[bleuskais]

Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2

Subs by Blitz Fansub

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS IS WHAT LIVE ACTION ADAPTIONS SHOULD BE

[plcachures]

Preschool hourly comic from 2019

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[violetwolfraven]

[norringtondeservestheworld]

“I am more of a romantic than Dan and David. I kinda want him to just leave Cersei! She is bad for you and it’s not healthy and clearly you are in a relationship where you are more in love with her than she loves you.. so, you know.. And what about this Brienne of Tarth?!? She is, like, more a great..” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

BONUS:

[ruffboi-mags]

I don’t go here, but DRAG THEM, NIKOLAJ

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m not even in the Game of Thrones fandom but I still love this for him just

calling out how weird the choices the shows writers made are

[locuas642]

One thing I will give the GoT meltdown is how everyone rightfully puts the blame squarely on D&D.

Like

GoT Fandom: YOU COMPLETELY RUINED THE SHOW.

GoT Fandom at the cast: Not you, sweeties. you are treasures and we love to have you around.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love how he’s just like “You know as an actor a lot of the time when your on a show you can go to the showrunners and have a dialogue about your thoughts for where your characters arc should go and what does and doesn’t make sense but on this show the writers took the unique approach of just going “Just read words off a page and don’t question us” so that sure was A Thing That Happened”

[stars-bean]

Ratatouille (2007) dir. Brad Bird