haha what if I wrote omegaverse fic but like. JUST the hatake wolf-clan has omegaverse dynamics. and literally every other character in the narutoverse is Normal
what if no one is more miserable about this than kakashi
What if Obito in his stalker-era is like - why the fuck does Kakashi get all snarly and reclusive and jumpy twice a year? ....Oh right, because he's Bakashi. That's why.
He proceeds to think precisely zero more thoughts on the matter.
Then in his War Criminal Hokage's Househusband (-slash-house-arrest) era, Kakashi keeps him at an awkward arm's length (while being so in love with him it's painfully, blatantly obvious to everyone but Obito). They share the Hokage's residence - the only way the Elders would accept Obito's rehabilitation is if he remains under constant surveillance, either from an ANBU guard or the Hokage himself. But regardless of his new station, Kakashi is weirder to live with than Obito could've ever imagined.
For one, his shirts have started to mysteriously vanish. Kakashi apologises profusely, claiming the ninken keep using them as chew-toys. He is always quick to furnish Obito with more, saying he might as well put his new pay-cheque to some use - but Obito has met the ninken. He knows damn well the only slippers they gnaw are Kakashi's, and that's just when they want to piss him off.
Then there's the other issue. Touch.
Kakashi has always been cagey about it. At least, with Obito. So much has changed, since they last truly lived together. Kakashi has lightened, over the years - or perhaps that's the wrong way of looking at it, for his burdens are heavy as ever. It's the shoulders that bear them, which are better inured to their weight.
Nowadays, he lets his students hang off him, laughing when Sakura pokes his back and gripes about his posture, reciprocating when Naruto pulls him into an exuberant hug, not even reaching for a kunai. But Obito doesn't share this privilege of casual contact. Whenever he brushes past him in the hallways, Kakashi is almost... too relaxed. Holding himself so, so carefully, a soldier at-ease. Like he's utilising every bit of his annoying, fine-tuned chakra control to keep his muscles from tensing.
It's... unsettling. Bitterness rises at the back of Obito's throat. He has never demanded forgiveness, let alone expected it. But he had hoped - desperately, stupidly - that Kakashi would realise, after Obito fucking died for him (or, gave it his best damn effort) that to him and him alone, more than anyone else in this lightless, loveless world, Obito is not a threat.
Evidently, that hope was hollow. So, heavy-hearted, Obito stops trying to instigate those little, incidental moments of touch (though they're the only time he's shared gentle contact with someone who means something in years; even if his whole body sings at a drag of Kakashi's sleeve over his bare arm). Whenever Kakashi passes him, he steps to the side, making way, careful not to permit even a bump of their shoulders.
Their interactions continue as ever, stilted yet somehow warm. The weight of so much unsaid hangs in the air, thick as the gritty black smoke that rises off Konoha's burnt dead. But there are no more touches, and though Obito cannot read Kakashi - everything about him is tucked away, behind masks upon masks upon masks - he knows Kakashi has noticed. Super genius and all. He trusts Kakashi to read the unspoken cue; to understand that Obito is making a conscientious effort to respect his boundaries. To show him that he's changed.
......Which makes it all the more baffling that yesterday, as Obito was boredly frying natto for their breakfast, his weirdo housemate came up so close behind him that the warmth of his body rolled against Obito's back like a full-body caress, and...
sniffed.
Obito had glowered. Frying was only way he can tolerate the fermented beans, though of course Kakashi prefers it neat. "It'll be ready when it's ready!" he snapped. "Don't beg for scraps - what are you, a dog?"
And rather than moving to a respectable distance, or cutting back with some utterly unwarranted commentary about how Obito's taste buds haven't 'matured' since he was thirteen -
Kakashi made this shuddery little noise and shunshinned away.
So that was. Yeah. Strange.
The last oddity is the one Obito can't stop revolving in his mind, worrying it like a punch-loose tooth - although it's by far the most explicable. Obito can't fault Kakashi for his wariness. He did try to destroy the entire world - and even put in a half-decent attempt at killing Kakashi, personally. It's no wonder, really, that Kakashi sleeps with his door locked and sealed.
Though Obito can't work out why there as many seals on the outside as on the in.
I've seen a few takes on the eye-marriage obkk thing where the Uchiha tell Obito he must marry Kakashi. But really, the Uchiha and Konoha in general are set on maintaining a heteronormative society (tho it wouldn't be for long with Minato, Tsunade, Kakashi or Naruto as Hokage), which makes sense with the clan's focus on heirs and genetics, especially those with kekkei genkai.
So picture this: Obito, annoyed at the Uchiha pestering him about Kakashi's sharingan, escapes those conversations by basically breaking Fugaku's brain. Of course Obito is a dumbass and didn't check to see that he had indeed developed feelings for Kakashi and now has to actually try to convince Fugaku to let him marry him.
Minato always knew about Obito's plan but he also perfectly predicted that Obito would fall for Kakashi.
Kakashi meanwhile is blissfully unaware of all this.
Obkk fanfic where obito tries to turn kakashi rouge?
is there a obikaka fanfic where obito tries to convince kakshi to turn to his side, to become a rouge ninja like him (and possibly join the akatsuki) Can be any rating, if explicit I'd perfer bottom kakashi
haha what if I wrote omegaverse fic but like. JUST the hatake wolf-clan has omegaverse dynamics. and literally every other character in the narutoverse is Normal
what if no one is more miserable about this than kakashi
What if Obito in his stalker-era is like - why the fuck does Kakashi get all snarly and reclusive and jumpy twice a year? ....Oh right, because he's Bakashi. That's why.
He proceeds to think precisely zero more thoughts on the matter.
Then in his War Criminal Hokage's Househusband (-slash-house-arrest) era, Kakashi keeps him at an awkward arm's length (while being so in love with him it's painfully, blatantly obvious to everyone but Obito). They share the Hokage's residence - the only way the Elders would accept Obito's rehabilitation is if he remains under constant surveillance, either from an ANBU guard or the Hokage himself. But regardless of his new station, Kakashi is weirder to live with than Obito could've ever imagined.
For one, his shirts have started to mysteriously vanish. Kakashi apologises profusely, claiming the ninken keep using them as chew-toys. He is always quick to furnish Obito with more, saying he might as well put his new pay-cheque to some use - but Obito has met the ninken. He knows damn well the only slippers they gnaw are Kakashi's, and that's just when they want to piss him off.
Then there's the other issue. Touch.
Kakashi has always been cagey about it. At least, with Obito. So much has changed, since they last truly lived together. Kakashi has lightened, over the years - or perhaps that's the wrong way of looking at it, for his burdens are heavy as ever. It's the shoulders that bear them, which are better inured to their weight.
Nowadays, he lets his students hang off him, laughing when Sakura pokes his back and gripes about his posture, reciprocating when Naruto pulls him into an exuberant hug, not even reaching for a kunai. But Obito doesn't share this privilege of casual contact. Whenever he brushes past him in the hallways, Kakashi is almost... too relaxed. Holding himself so, so carefully, a soldier at-ease. Like he's utilising every bit of his annoying, fine-tuned chakra control to keep his muscles from tensing.
It's... unsettling. Bitterness rises at the back of Obito's throat. He has never demanded forgiveness, let alone expected it. But he had hoped - desperately, stupidly - that Kakashi would realise, after Obito fucking died for him (or, gave it his best damn effort) that to him and him alone, more than anyone else in this lightless, loveless world, Obito is not a threat.
Evidently, that hope was hollow. So, heavy-hearted, Obito stops trying to instigate those little, incidental moments of touch (though they're the only time he's shared gentle contact with someone who means something in years; even if his whole body sings at a drag of Kakashi's sleeve over his bare arm). Whenever Kakashi passes him, he steps to the side, making way, careful not to permit even a bump of their shoulders.
Their interactions continue as ever, stilted yet somehow warm. The weight of so much unsaid hangs in the air, thick as the gritty black smoke that rises off Konoha's burnt dead. But there are no more touches, and though Obito cannot read Kakashi - everything about him is tucked away, behind masks upon masks upon masks - he knows Kakashi has noticed. Super genius and all. He trusts Kakashi to read the unspoken cue; to understand that Obito is making a conscientious effort to respect his boundaries. To show him that he's changed.
......Which makes it all the more baffling that yesterday, as Obito was boredly frying natto for their breakfast, his weirdo housemate came up so close behind him that the warmth of his body rolled against Obito's back like a full-body caress, and...
sniffed.
Obito had glowered. Frying was only way he can tolerate the fermented beans, though of course Kakashi prefers it neat. "It'll be ready when it's ready!" he snapped. "Don't beg for scraps - what are you, a dog?"
And rather than moving to a respectable distance, or cutting back with some utterly unwarranted commentary about how Obito's taste buds haven't 'matured' since he was thirteen -
Kakashi made this shuddery little noise and shunshinned away.
So that was. Yeah. Strange.
The last oddity is the one Obito can't stop revolving in his mind, worrying it like a punch-loose tooth - although it's by far the most explicable. Obito can't fault Kakashi for his wariness. He did try to destroy the entire world - and even put in a half-decent attempt at killing Kakashi, personally. It's no wonder, really, that Kakashi sleeps with his door locked and sealed.
Though Obito can't work out why there as many seals on the outside as on the in.
The thing about Kakashi is that if he gave any of his adult friends a genuine, full-armed, lean-into-it hug, they would pat his back and then later run to the other friends’ houses and go “we’re putting kakashi on suicide watch again”
#man would try to tell his friends he appreciates them#and they would instantly be on the radio like#code black#i repeat code black#he's pulling a His Dad#and it's probably gonna be tonight
The thing about Kakashi is that if he gave any of his adult friends a genuine, full-armed, lean-into-it hug, they would pat his back and then later run to the other friends’ houses and go “we’re putting kakashi on suicide watch again”
Stalker Obito in Omegaverse au with Alpha Obito / Omega Kakashi
*nsfw headcanons below*
Kakashi gets insanely intense heats due to using max strength suppressants his damn whole life (he was especially popping those pills like candy during his anbu days).
Obito, being the dedicated stalker that he is, knows full and well that Kakashi gets intense heats.
Using his kamui powers, Obito will purposely switch out Kakashi's omega suppressant pills with placebos right before Kakashi goes outside of the village for a mission. Obito then proceeds to stalk him until the inevitable melt down.
During his mission, Kakashi can feel his heat getting worse. He anxiously checks the pills he's using (they look exactly like the pills he always uses, being outside of the village he can't just go ask the village pharmacist). Popping two more pills, he hopes and prays they finally work.
Obito takes great pleasure watching Kakashi anxiously fuss over the pills not working. Kakashi's heat becomes so intense that he is forced to stop in the middle of the forest to pleasure himself.
With Kakashi's sweet omega pheromones in the air, Obito can't stop himself from releasing his cock as he watches Kakashi feverishly pleasure himself on the forest floor. As Kakashi stuffs a fourth finger in his desperate hole, Obito can hear Kakashi's frustrated whimpers, his fingers are not enough. Omega slick starts to trail down his legs and on to the forest floor as he continues to franticly pleasure himself, losing himself in his heat and moaning for an alpha to fill him up.
It takes all of Obitos willpower to stop himself from ravishing Kakashi then and there. Obito frantically pumps his cock as he watches the passionate display in front of him.
(Obito can sense other alphas in the area quickly approaching the omega in heat, with a frustrated growl Obito quickly puts his dick away to kill the Alpha shinobis that dare intrude on his omega)
Dear Sakura, Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke (if you're there),
I hope January weather is as kind to you in the village as it is to us here.
Thank you for the gift. As your former teacher, I can only applaud your reconnaissance skills for discovering this hidden gem. The ryokan has everything an exhausted hokage could ask for: there's a big library, so I didn't need to unpack the books I brought with me, every meal is a work of art, and it's within a reasonable distance of my work desk, which is about seven hundred miles.
When we just arrived, there was an issue with a frozen pipe in our room, but my companion managed to fix it on his own. The owner of the place, a very amiable elderly lady, might have a crush on him now. As a thank-you, she insisted that we accept a set of vintage yukata and haori that we decided to keep for special occasions - it's best not to draw much attention.
The locals have no idea who Obito is, and my disguise does the job fairly well. We can be whoever we want, some ordinary people on vacation enjoying simple things. And there’s so much to enjoy. Our room has a beautiful view of the mountains and a private onsen to admire it from. (Sai, I took some photos of the scenery for our art classes. I believe you will find them inspiring.)
Speaking of photos... I happen to have shared one of your genin stories with Obito, and now he insists that I should come clean. So, I'm sending this photo of us at the ryokan along with this letter. Now it’s up to you to connect the dots (Sakura, please explain it with words in case the boys don't get it).
Happy holidays! Obito is sending his greetings too.
P.S. You activated a seal on the photograph when you opened the envelope. In about 10 seconds it will catch fire, so don't burn your fingers ♡
A collab with @cool-thymus! (Pics by me; the letter & chibi Sai by Thymus!)
Inspired by @kawkawsrii 's post-canon artworks of Kakashi and Obito <3
“He… he did something to me — Madara. After he saved me at Kannabi. After he broke me.
He put a seal on my heart. Said it was to keep me 'focused.' Said it would sear away the ache until there was nothing left of the silly boy I had been.
I can feel Madara’s will staining my every cell like mould. The seal clouds my mind when I try to remember who I was before everything fell apart. It makes my body go rigid if I make the wrong step.
I’m so tired. I need to get rid of it, but I can’t do it alone. (That bastard had thought of everything).
I don't trust anyone to even try. Anyone but you.
You're the only one I can ask.
You're the only one who might still care enough to try.
I want to reclaim my agency and face my true self again.
Kakashi… help me.
You have to put a Chidori through my heart… through what’s left of it.
Help me…”
* * *
It’s a beloved headcanon of ours: Kakashi somehow learns that Tobi is Obito and joins Akatsuki with the intent to save him (but outwardly he’s playing the role of a missing nin who’s going with their plan). Gradually Obito’s heart melts a little from Kakashi’s unexpected care and kindness, but he’s still very-very evil. Eventually they get closer, and in a rare moment of vulnerability, Obito decides to tell Kakashi everything about the heart seal that must be affecting him. He’s struggling to get the words out, so he writes a letter to him, asking for help. On the one hand, he knows that without the seal he’d be able to alter the world destruction plan the way he pleases, getting away from Madara’s influence, and he must use Kakashi for it, but on the other, he also wonders just how much the seal has affected him and if he would feel anything new were it removed. Would he… change somehow? Which of the thoughts in his head are the consequences of Madara’s hypnosis and which are truly his? And… he just really doesn’t like that it’s apparently affecting whatever emotions he has started feeling around Kakashi. He’s infuriated by the seal’s control more and more.
His emotions are still there, but one moment they bloom and the next they’re like paper wadded in a tight fist, misshapen and useless. Even when he feels something, it comes out creased and incomplete.
His budding love is definitely meddling with the plan.
After reading his letter, Kakashi doesn’t chidori his heart right away, but finds a fuuin jutsu that can possibly block Madara’s seal, and first they try out that… Will it help Obito change?
Another take on this headcanon is here! <333
@kkobweek Day 7: Rituals + Letters
🌻 🌻 🌻 Happy Birthday to the amazing @cool-thymus !!! 🌻 🌻 🌻
KKOB Week 2026 is officially over! Thank you to all the participants who supported the event and shared their stories and illustrations ✨🥰💖It was a special week dedicated not only to kkob but to their family, friends, and antagonists as well - we greatly appreciate that you guys got on board with the idea and brought more characters into the mix 😉We had a lot of fun and, hopefully, you too.
See you soon at the upcoming kkob mini events! (like really soon 😶🌫️)
📖 KAKAOBI Week 2026 AO3 collection 📖
Treehouse by @melodiouswanderer
Whispers by @uintuva
Susanoo and Amaterasu by @beanieable
"It's my stalker classmate" by @maireyart
Parents or Parental Figures Day by @encreboueuse
Sleepover at the Hatakes by @pridoo
Parent figures: Kushina by @georgialawman
Eternal eternity by @kunosiu
Children's Day by @pridoo
hurting prettily by @kalyina1
happiest with you by @seiruins
Hard Work by @melodiouswanderer
Moon and the starry void by @uintuva
Students Day by @encreboueuse
9 Cocktails by @cool-thymus
Five kagebunshin by @pridoo
Love Me Whole by @anj-does-stuff
All Mine by @melodiouswanderer
The day i shot down my lover by @uintuva
Ninja Guys Day by @encreboueuse
Our one last dream by @eloriah
The jug goes to the well until it breaks by @kunosiu
Groom-Throwing Festival by @cool-thymus
cultural exchange by @kalyina1
Kingmaker by @anj-does-stuff
"...this is Boss' type?" by @e1dot
Practice by @melodiouswanderer
Clingy husband Obito by @beanieable
Ninja Girls Day by @encreboueuse
Stay with me by @uintuva
Umbrella Weather @maireyart
The fruit of the Underworld by @dellinkou
Highly efficient ninja by @devotedaurelia
Masks by @maireyart
The children are playing by @asiriyep
Fairy Tale by @melodiouswanderer
Birdy Obito by @e1dot
Villains Day by @encreboueuse
there was only a love hotel by @kunosiu
Before and Now by @asiriyep
Villains by @pridoo
I'm slowly forgetting your face by @sulluspark
"Here's your room key" by @back-to-rose
Date Night by @melodiouswanderer
Unexpected Truths by @e1dot
A Crisis After Another by @kunosiu
Sleepover with the ninken by @ladykissingfish
Kissing lessons by @ladykissingfish
Uchiha Clan Day by @encreboueuse
at dawn by @kalyina1
Walk of "shame" in the Uchiha district by @pridoo
Sandcastles (When the Weather is Fine) by @anj-does-stuff
Hidden cherry talent by @uintuva
The Boss' Lover by @melodiouswanderer
Role reversal by @goukumo
NINKEN DOGUMENTARY by @maireyart
Sleepover by @e1dot
Clan Affairs by @beanieable
Ninken Day by @encreboueuse
Genderbend by @enavstars
breathless by @kalyina1
Day with Ninken (and Sakumo) by @pridoo
The Hatake Legacy by @asiriyep
Cookie General by @asiriyep
Meet the family by @ladykissingfish
Whisper by @e1dot
It's on me by @ladykissingfish
Here's your room key by @duwude3
Sleepover by @georgialawman
"... I'll do anything" by @crescentmoonrider
Kakashi's face by @crescentmoonrider
Poor Tenzo by @crescentmoonrider
Companions in grief by @crescentmoonrider
"That was gay as fuck" by @crescentmoonrider
"Please stop staring" by @crescentmoonrider
RIP Obito by @crescentmoonrider
I have no freakin idea what I wanna do about their clothes... Obito should be in a cloak technically, but I like how spindly his arms look... This is a problem for future me
