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Ashley | Bird Lover | Lvl 27 Conjuror ⭐️

[dickpressedmillenial]

I use to draw apple trees like that too

[newyorkkiss]

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

[krewcify]

hap nu yer :)

[bevsi]

year of the rabbit 🐇💫

[vangoghcore]

by niiloi

[krewcify]

ok no but

i’m back for real this time :-)

[krewcify]

HENLO

I wanna start using tumbl again, is anyone still around? lolol 

[meanplastic]

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you

dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

[favorite-aesthetic]

He is Leng Jun and his paintings are considered the most realistic ones in the world. See why:

[ugly]

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[hallucin8]

funny but 🙃🙃🙃

[te-amo-corazon]

MAN LISTEN

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[sailing-your-ships]

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

[disparition]

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

[annlarimer]

I said it to a faucet today. 

[simplyfx]

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

[noble-moon]

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

[daniellewade]

dude is a way of life

[little-low-key]

I’ll call literally anything “dude” like that pencil? I need that little dude

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z