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Undertale but it`s Little Nightmares
I want this. Like-- RIGHT NOW.
emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ainât got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when heâs rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kidsâ movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didnât get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.
He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned âhate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personalityâ summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk (âso he seems nice? Heâs what, in his late twenties?â) and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.
Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pachaâs fake wife and dressing up in ladiesâ clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitressâ âbless you for coming out in publicâ remark when Pacha says theyâre on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we donât see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.
In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.
So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.
As someone who is always theorizing the sexuality of fictional characters to compensate for my lack of a love life, I find this inspiring.
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So what does he do when Ladybug doesnât purify the akuma?
His best
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i really wanted to add onto this i drew it with my finger on my phone so forgive the quality
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Okay okay, so hear me out, what if you had the seven deadly sins but they're not stereotypical.
Like, the sin of Lust isn't a sexy looking girl demon but a soft, cute looking boy at first who will rip your heart out and laugh as you choke on your blood when he gets the chance.
And the sin of Wrath isn't a buff white dude it's a big strong woman who is one of the nicest people you meet but with a raging temper. She usually has a lot of control over it though.
Then the sin of Gluttony. Yeah they're always eating something/everything but they're not big and fat, they're actually scary skinny and look like they've been starved for weeks (like, nothing they eat is ever enough to satisfy them.) They also can't see very well so they tend to chomp on their friends arms sometimes.
Next is Greed who is a strict and cutthroat business woman who will do anything to achieve her goals. However she at the same time hates talking to people and is extremely anxious and scared of confrontation. She's not confidenteven though the always wears designer clothes and shoes and has more money than anybody.
Slothfulness is a pathological liar who sits around a lot but dreams to be active and work out but just can't put in the effort. They're also a narcoleptic so they fall asleep all the time. Their trapped in the web of laziness and they couldn't get out even if they wanted to.
Pride is a jock on the lacrosse team with scars and muscles and a bad attitude. She doesn't take lightly to anybody's shit talking but also doesn't have any friends though she believes that she deserves them and that they would totally be her friends if they weren't stupid.
Envy is an insecure and childish being, constantly hating their shortcomings and desiring others abilities and strengths. They also are a strong cleptomaniac and are extremely judgmental
It would be even better if your character has to go fight them in their demon forms to force them to join their team of miscreants and defeat the gods. And even better if the character was a demon who is an amalgamation of all the sins melded together.
Just a thought. Let me know if you want a description of the characyers in detail. And let me know if you think I could improve these characters. I know I could. Okay bye!
When an old friend that you haven't had a real conversation with in a long time sends a pic of the two of you together from four years ago and calls you cute out of nowhere...
It raises questions. đ€š
Wow, it's been a hella long time since I've been here. Salutations, humans! I, Kris, have returned to the land of tumblr which, much like Florida, is the place where everything weird and/or beautiful exists. It's nice to be back đ
Hello, as a Walmart employee, let me tell you something that pisses me off to no end:
When a customer asks me where something is, like the bread. And I point it out to them. "It's in aisles 10 and 11" and Im polite about but on the inside, I'm burning with unquenchable frustration and annoyance.
Because if some people would just stop being lazy and asking the employees where things are cuz they don't want to look for them, you could just look up at the Goddamn sign and be enlightened. They're there for a REASON.
Like just look up there. You seed that sign? You see what's on it? Yeah, those are words. And if you know how to read then you'll see that it has EXACTLY... What you need. Thank you and have a nice day.
how to tip
If you do this get the fuck off my blog
Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.
What they mean by âtaxation is theftâ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they donât make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, theyâve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.
Thank youâŠi wish more people knew this
If you do this stay the fuck on my blog
This is absolutely something we all need to do. Thanks
I'm sick and tired. SICK AND TIRED of these porn profiles on here following me. Believe me when I say: I DON'T WANT IT THAT WAY!!! This is going to make me lose my mind. First instagram, now this??? I can't. It's too much.
Find somebody else to plague you spineless cur! You blood sucking leech! I banish thee from my sight! If you keep coming like this, imma come to your house and steal your fucking kneecaps and fridge.
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
Iâll just leave this here.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great. âinsert peanutsâ âgradually become irritatedâ âcresc., or notâ âuntie slip knotâ âbow real fast, slippage may occurâ
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Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it
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I know the link above isnât the real death waltz, but I found of vid of people actually attempting that version and I am amazed?!?
https://youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MG
IT TOOK 14 PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT MONSTROSITY
watched it and iâm just
it sounds so fucking cool
but really???????? really??????????????????? 14 fucking people??????????????? 28 hands to play this absolute banger
That song is a bop
Also, how much did they have to practice that omg
castlevania boss music
âglock, malletâ
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âremove valveâ
âopt. shoe hornâ
ârests are imaginaryâ
i want to frame every page
I want to marry the Death Waltz.
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Ur married now
Iâm married to so many different concepts and things and characters oh my god. đ
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the vid up there is insane.
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Do it, you wonât.
WHYâD YOU HAVE TO ADD âYOU WONâTâ AT THE END NOW I HAVE TO DO IT JUST TO SPITE YOU I HOPE YOUâRE PROUD OF YOURSELF
@kaispeakshermind go for it, I believe in you. Also... What? The? Fuck? I think my brain just short circuited. Everyone needs to see this post...
GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!! https://youtu.be/oxoWhyS9buA
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HBO and Neil Druckman are making The last of us into a show... THEYRE MAKING THE LAST OF US INTO A SHOW.
I'm not okay.
This will be fucking awesome.
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this meme made me realise that other people apparently know how to show empathy without personal anecdotesÂ
⊠howâŠ. please teach me
Iâm pretty sure none of us will get answers but pleaseâŠif someone knows the secrets to showing empathy without personal anecdotes please speak up. We need answers
(Me (adhd + autism) can show empathy, but not sympathy. For me, itâs like I do the exact same thing, but as well as showing empathy through anecdotes I show sympathy through empathy).
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I have somethin I guess? Iâve been the Support Friend for most of my life so I managed to get it down to a formula. TW: dog death
1. Ask Questions
This is mainly to keep them talking, that way a) they feel like they have a confidante in you, and b) the pressure is less on you to Say Things. In fact it shouldnât be about you Saying Things at all, it should be you figuring out where theyâre at and trying to understand. E.g. âMy dog died, I miss him.â Ask questions, and when they start talking, let them talk. âWhat was his name?â âHow and when did he die?â âTell me about him.â âWhat was he like?â âWhatâs your favourite memory of him?â âWhen did you first meet him?â âDid you teach him any tricks?â Again the point is to keep them talking, the questions are just to get them on a roll. If youâre worrying about what to say next, listen to what theyâre saying and ask details of what theyâre currently talking about, or mentally prepare your next question.
2. Listen
Let them talk. The more you listen to them talk, the more they feel like itâs okay to talk to you. If they dwindle off, ask them something else to get them talking again. Upset people usually have a lot to say.
Every now and again you can throw in little sentences like âWow, what a bitch!â âAw, so sad.â âWhat the fuck? Why?â just to prove youâre still listening and following, and havenât wandered off into space.
3. When theyâre done, give it back to them
Itâs a technique called mirroring. Sum up whatever you heard in short form - if theyâve talked for half an hour about the little details of their deceased pet, say something like âIt sounds like he was a very good boy/sounds like he meant a lot to you/sounds like you will miss him.â Itâs been known to make people dissolve into a sobbing mess, because this is the part where you prove youâve done your homework, you listened, you care, you get it.
4. If you really want to offer a solution, ask first. You can just skip this step altogether tbh.
Only when someone has finished talking about whatever is upsetting them, ask if you can help. âCan I offer some advice?â Now is the time for SHORT anecdotes. Short. Itâs not about you sharing your story, itâs about them getting advice. Remember they donât have to take your advice, again itâs about them and their emotions, and they know themselves best. âWhen my dog died, I did this. Would that help?â âI read somewhere about doing this. Maybe try that and see how it goes?â
Hope this helps yâall. The TL;DR of all this is basically listen, and prove youâre listening.
Thank you!!!
That explanation really is so good!
I would throw in a caveat for number 4 and suggest that instead of saying âcan I offer some adviceâ ask âare you looking for advice or would you prefer just to vent?â Thereâs a social expectation that when someone offers you advice itâs rude to say no, and many people will say yes even when they donât want advice and resent you for giving it. To avoid this potential social faux pas, instead offer both options (advice or just a listening ear) as equally valid and let them chose. A paired choice will not feel rude for them to select from if they really did just want to vent/cry on your shoulder.Â
ME. just... me.
This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe
I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god đđ
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My dog has done this on multiple occasions, not because she eats too much but because shes a German Shepherd and she's old. Like 10 years old. If she isn't let out within an hour of her whining, she'll shit everywhere.
And she likes to wake me up... At 3AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!! I MEAN, WHY YOU GOTTA ATTACK ME LIKE THAT YOU KNOW IM NOT ACTUALLY ASLEEP AT THAT TIME, DONT YOU YOU DEMON FROM HELL??
I love my dog.
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