A Bit Of Everything

Hey! I'm kris, a 16 year old from upstate New York. I love doctor who, homestuck, all things marvel, Mel brooks movies, etc. I'm very passionate about music and I'm ALWAYS here to talk to no matter what's going on.

[meladoodle]

Dermatologists Have TRIED To Defeat Her But Local Mom Has Discovered One WEIRD Trick To Make Her Skin Impenetrable To Their Blades

[clayterran-remaking-blog]

WTF: Wheres The fDogs

[riiches-deactivated20210314]

what’s fdog

[clayterran-remaking-blog]

not much whats fdog with you

[krissyface1006]

I laughed wayyyy to hard at this.

[mo0gs]

[outwiththeoldshit-deactivated20]

Don’t Be That Guy.

[caitlinhill]

Great campaign! Great point!

[cliffordpanties-blog]

signal boosting the shit out of this

[ani-oppa-san]

you can never NOT reblog this

[pomeray-deactivated20140809]

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

[xld]

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

[krissyface1006]

why not both?

[msh30]

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

[burn-it-down-28]

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

[irlkenku]

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

[bisexualsunbeam]

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling

[roxegolde-deactivated20171020]

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

[doingniall-deactivated20160302]

October is Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) History Month. Reblog this if you do not care what sexual orientation your followers are, you love them for just being themselves.

[babeofcakes]

[lykuheko-deactivated20120517]

[krissyface1006]

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries” >my face when Americans call crisps “chips” >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators” >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars” >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks” >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer” >my face when Americans call meat water “gravy” >my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables” >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger” >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens” >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs” >my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich” >my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards” >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J” >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator” >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater” >my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift” >my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie” >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex” >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver” >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”  >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb” >my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball” >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake” >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

[youngandwilduniverse]

[nietzstache-blog]

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

[a-cool-ghoul]

Was this post made in 1996?

[tldrwikipedia]

[kansasvevo]