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Grandmas Boy inspired Sentence meme.
โYouโre a Hooker.โ
โYouโve been spending our rent money on fillipino hookers?โ
Theyโre not hookers, theyโre massage therapists.โ
"Youโre getting a lion?โ
โDude you can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion.โ
โYour bed is a car.โ
โYeah but itโs a fucking sweet car.โ
โMy cock is lost in the jungle and itโs up to you to find it.โ
โI canโt believe you came on my mom.โ
โI didnโt wanna disturb you, you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.โ
โUgh my doll is a whore.โ
โWhatโs up douche bigalow you sleep well last night?โ
โNo but Iโll self park it in your ass hole.โ
โSHITS WEAK!, SHIIIIIITS WEAK!โ
โHow much do clothes cost in the matrix?โ
โDonโt take the red pill.โ
โAdios turdnuggets.โ
โWhy so you can jerk off on my mom?โ
โHow many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom?โ
โIโll call you later, let you know which bed I end up in.โ
โYes and possibly shitting his pants.โ
โMaybe because I was with three chicks last night, something youโd know nothing about.โ
โHey look itโs Bonoโs brother.โ
โI wanna get you a black cobra, to go around the neck.โ
โPlease. get. on. top. of. me.โ
โYou play a demon whoโs been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab.โ
โSpace shuttle!โ
โTake that you dirty dopers.โ
โI canโt believe there are people in this world who still donโt have cable.โ
โI donโt have antlers do I?โ
โChicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I donโt know what you are but Iโm gonna fucking eat you too.โ
โCOCKSUCKER ASSFUCK OH GOD DAMNIT!โ
โLet me guess, was your dick on fire?โ
โYea it was my roomates, they tied me up.โ
โAnd just when I was about to scream for the police, I came.โ
โOh my god, Are you serious? I think he fucking shattered it.โ
โBecause youโre a woman and youโre swimming in a sea of virgins.โ
โI know you think Iโm really hot and you wanna have a drink with me but my boss gave me this serious deadline.โ
โI hate your face.โ
โI wanna eat the TV.โ
โThanks, maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to Heroine.โ
โShh, go read your playgirl or something.โ
โWhatโs going on shit lips?โ
โYouโre not jerking off on my dad.โ
โYouโre dead to me, over.โ
โYea lose the Woody Allen jacket.โ
โWhat does high score mean? High score, is that bad? Did I break it?โ
โYou would if you had robot ears.โ
โYouโll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first.โ
โAll those stank ass hoโs.โ
โCool I hope itโs a naked guy with a boner.โ
โJerking off on my mom is one thing.โ
โYou can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose.โ
โAlright! Who wants a piece of the grey bush?!โ
โHopefully that will help with the bad energy troll.โ
โI had a dream last night, I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea, and then I dove in to the ocean and swam with the Dolphins. I was two animals joined as oneโฆWhich meant good things are coming, good things.โ
โI just got the new season of Buffy on DVD and Iโm gonna stay at home and watch the bonus features.โ
โBehind this awesome, Iโm simply a human. But Iโm working on that.โ
โThatโs cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit.โ
โDo you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?โ
โGo eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick.โ
โI tried to tell you that was a piece of dry dog poop but you didnโt wanna believe me.โ
โThere is absolutely no way you could beat me at any video game.โ
โI have to pee out of my ass.โ
โChi chi choo choo no co co.โ
โIf I knew you were bringing people over, I would have trimmed my antlers.โ
โI can hear my hair growing.โ
โMy grandma drank all my pot.โ
โHey easy pothead Iโll get you your fix.โ
โBy girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?โ
โHey does anybody have a light I found some weedโฆ.I wanna smoke it.โ
โYou want an ice cream sandwich? Theyโre on whole wheat with lettuce.โ
โI once gave Charlie Chapman a hand job.โ
โWhatโs the matter nanaโs boy? Canโt hang?โ
โSomeoneโs ass getting laid tonight.โ
โMy beef strong.โ
โYour beef wrong.โ
โI FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!โ
โAre thoseย Leopardย spandex?โ
โI should have worn a condom.โ
โI am a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina.โ
โAlmost as hilarious as your face.โ
โSo who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?โ
โThis chicks pussy smelt like the great depression.โ
โMaybe itโs a fireman stripper.โ
โThis guyโs not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me is he?โ
โDonโt tell me your grandma beats you.โ
โIt invaded my mind with such force I thought I was going to explode in to the atmosphere.โ
โI want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the bling and the bling bling and roll it all in to one joint.โ
โIโll smoke it with you, weโll go to the looney bin together.โ
โiโm video taping this for scientific research, this shit will be on the discovery channel.โ
โDonโt judge me monkey.โ
โBackstreet for life.โ
โI started a fight club.โ
โWhat is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?โ
โPhoneโs for you I think itโs the devil.โ
โHe kidnapped your grandma and heโs going to eat her soul through her head.โ
โIโm way too baked to drive to the devilโs house.โ
โDude where do you get your weed?โ
โYouโll get so stoned youโll shit your pants.โ
โYea monkey karate chop the elephant!โ
From Cat People (1943).
Sounds about right.
Finally my hair is almost long! ๐๐ฏ #lazyday #laundry #longhair #brownhair #chickswithglasses #imaloser #dork #nerd #loser #catlady #ganja #ganjababe #wheresmymind #laundryday
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Pretty much.
My babe #zomb #zombie #zombiegirl #zombiekitty
Yup. #mylife #pokemon #pizza #pizzacat
You will always bey best friend. I will always be strong for you. We were cute #bunny #bff #sisters #ripbizkit #loveyou
#wewillalwaysloveyou #restinpeace #rip #bizkit #og #thebest #original #16years #wellmissyou #forever #neverever
She's getting ready for her acrobatics.๐๐น๐ #zomb #zombiegirl #zombie #zombiekitty #kitten #fluff #ganjababe #furbabe #loveher #crazy #bestcat #shesbetterthanyou #kayaksuperstar
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