Guilty pleasure Hellhole

25 years of being a Queer disaster. I also actually post art every few millenia.

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[filmphotofranz]

[jarfieid]

I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Thanks @lostinthewrongfandom

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[vee-dmsr]

[am1vf]

Not leaving this in the tags

[lemmchi]

additionally

[tepkunset]

I feel like simply calling JK Rowling a transphobe isn't strong enough anymore. Like. This is not your grandpa calling you by your deadname at a restaurant kind of transphobic. This is her wanting to eradicate all trans people (with an extra special hatred towards trans women specifically). This is her trying just that by personally funding transphobic hate groups with millions to push around laws in the UK. It is not hyperbolic to call her a dangerous, genocidal maniac.

It's not about cancelling a problematic writer. It's about literally trying to save lives by denying her as much money and power as possible.

[paokai]

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[ysolt]

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[cattnipt]

sin eaters

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[no-one-offical]

I can obliterate you too if I wanted to, twink

[evilpineapple-offical]

of course you reblogged this from me. Aren’t you supposed to be possessed?

[no-one-offical]

I'm gayer than my father bitch

[evilpineapple-offical]

Not for me i’d hope

We don’t need a repeat of No One and Alder except it’s worse

[stupid-offical]

THAT DOES NOT NEED TO BE MENTIONED MY FUCKING GODS

[no-one-offical]

YOU DID WHAT WITH MY FATHER?

[stupid-offical]

..NOTHING- ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING- WHAT COULD I OF POSSIBLY DONE WITH YOUR FATHER-

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY DAD???

[stupid-offical]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING-

OKAY WELL MAYBE I KISSED HIM- IN A LAPSE OF JUDGEMENT-

I WAS BEING AN IDIOT-

[no-one-offical]

I WANT TO SLAP YOU AND KISS YOU BUT NOT IN THIS FUCKING BODY FUCK YOU I LOVE YOU

[stupid-offical]

"..."

"....I love you too..?"

[evilpineapple-offical]

wow. Love. Beautiful

[stupid-offical]

"...You."

[evilpineapple-offical]

WHAT DID I DO

[stupid-offical]

"You litterly fucking told him about me and his dad-"

[evilpineapple-offical]

ok so I didn’t say what it was

[stupid-offical]

"You made it sound a lot worse than it actually was-"

[evilpineapple-offical]

ALL I SAID WAS WE DIDNT NEED A REPEAT??

[stupid-offical]

"YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I FUCKED HIS DAD-"

[evilpineapple-offical]

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[stupid-offical]

"YOU STILL DID."

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY

[stupid-offical]

"YOU SHOULD BE."

[evilpineapple-offical]

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU

[stupid-offical]

"...Hmm."

"Yes, actually. There is."

[evilpineapple-offical]

and what is that?

[stupid-offical]

"What do you know about this situation, with him. Being uh. Here. Again. And stuff?"

[evilpineapple-offical]

William? Well uh.. I don’t know much except for the fact that he tried to open a door which would’ve killed a ton of people

[stupid-offical]

"Yes William. When and where? Do you know why? What has he said? Are you sure it was him?"

[evilpineapple-offical]

apparently he wanted to restore an order?? And yes, it was very much him.

[stupid-offical]

"..."

"How are you sure it was him."

[evilpineapple-offical]

he was hinting at it the whole time, and when I figured it out he confirmed. Plus, he’s currently trying to get the key back

[stupid-offical]

"What whole time? And he's trying to get the key back.. Okay.."

"...Jesus fucking Christ this is so confusing..."

"I feel like I of all people should know more than. ... Absolutely nothing."

[evilpineapple-offical]

Hey. It’s alright. I.. I kinda get it? I’ve had a similar experience, kinda. I think.

[stupid-offical]

"He Is? Was? I don't even know at this fucking point- My partner. And I've what. Talked to him fucking twice??"

"I..."

"..What do you mean.."

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s alright—uh.. don’t worry about it—I know it’s hard. Sometimes.. sometimes people aren’t who you think they are

[stupid-offical]

"It's not that it's... He's exactly who I think he is.."

"But he shouldn't be.. He should be dead..."

"I feel like I'm going insane.."

"And he won't fucking explain anything to me- All I get is mentions of "her" fuck if I know who that is about-"

They groan.

"I don't know what to do. And I miss him. And I want him back."

"I don't want this."

[evilpineapple-offical]

Her? No One mentioned a her…

Well uh… I’m sure it’ll work out in the end. I uh… I’m here for you. I guess?

[stupid-offical]

"Fuckin. Lady Death or some shit. I think it was said she's William's mum."

"Or at least one of No One's ex wifes. I don't know I can barely remember."

"..."

"...I should be over him by now... I should be able to move on. I want to..."

"But now I can fucking talk to him again. And he's not dead dead. And I love him so fucking much."

"And.. He's probably gonna be gone soon..."

They're trying to hold back tears.

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES NO ONE MENTIONED HER! I’m pretty sure she was the one behind the door. And if she’s his mother… this is starting to make sense

oh- hey- Uhm.. do you want a hug?

[stupid-offical]

"...Can you explain.?"

"..Uhm.. ..Yeah... I'd... Appreciate it.."

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well uh. I think opening the door would free his mother so he could see her again. Plus, he doesn’t have a good relationship with No One, so he could’ve been tricked into thinking that opening the door would do good

*he gives you a hug*

[stupid-offical]

"..I don't think he likes her either...."

"...Oh."

"...He might not have a choice here."

*They hug him back.*

"Thank you.."

[things-that-are-not-true]

can i have a hug too? i haven't had a hug in 10,000 years because i have been stranded in the deepcave all by my lonesome and the scary cave beasts tried to get me and i got really scared of the4 cave beasts all day every day for ten thousand years, and it was no good at all

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[chio-chan2]

Watching the 2026 World Cup

Watching the 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man Contest

[baccendkenagainn-deactivated202]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I think my job here might actually be dependent on that not happening