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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?
Hahahahaha. Love it!
And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”
Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.
Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.
(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)
*cracks up*
Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.
Music: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!
Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?
Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]
Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?
Music: [Force Theme plays]
Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful.
Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D
#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)
I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.
Anakin: *fucks up*
The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.
THE HINTS MENU. *dies*
Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved.
Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi –
Music: [Duel of the Fates]
Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]
Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –
Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th –
Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–
Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?
Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene]
Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH
omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐
kinda obsessed with the idea of the twins thinking their mum just settled for this normal-ass guy w no idea their dad's a war hero or a former jedi
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Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?
yes like obviously
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Have said it thousands of times but gonna say it again, i think is insane that there's no questions asked about Luke forgiving/ sparing/loving Vader, he's just a sunshine, he just loves his dad, he's just heroic, he's sweet and a beacon of light, reaching for Vader who's actively evil and has killed countless is just inspiring and awesome.
But we have to psychoanalyze Padme to the end of hell and back and make disclaimers and make sure you repeatedly state you don't defend domestic violence. Luke is sunshine and perfect but Padmé: she's a woman and she's insane, she ignores red flags, she's like Bella, she's a proto tradwife, she's a Bad Character, she doesn't make sense, she was badly written, she has internalized misogyny, she was blind, she was stupid and weak for being in love, she should have murdered him, she's clearly dumb because she should have gotten with Obi-Wan, she was written by men and it shows because she chose Anakin, she's this and that. Anakin had to use mind control on her. She had Stockholm Syndrome. She would have allowed Anakin to abuse their twins. She should have ran away with a girl, she had 13 handmaidens to chose from. Her neurons were fried. She romanticizes abuse/toxic relationships. It would be more interesting if it was a darker ship and she was abused and had no say on it. She's a bad mother. She's an enabler. She should have cared more about her job. She should have led the rebellion and fight against Vader. Leia would hate her. Her hair is stupid. She wears dresses.
I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen
Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max
I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information
Dooku:…what are you doing
Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.
Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that
Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????
Dooku:
Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did
Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.
Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing
Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk
Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.
So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'
So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.
Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious
probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd
sometimes star wars is unsubtle in a bad way and sometimes luke skywalker is dragging his father’s dead weight across the death star floor, sobbing from love and exhaustion
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
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absolutely losing it at the polar opposite perspective we get on darth vader during rebels. kanan and ezra encounter him and there's a dramatic lead up to the cameo and they're like "who the FUCK is that???". they fight him and lose terribly. at least until they drop several tons of heavy machinery on him. but then he survives! and then they're like "if that won't kill him what can?!" "not us. let's go!". there's no drama, no extremely emotional dialogue, no agony over the man he used to be and the monster he became. just "hey what is that? a SITH LORD? that sounds like 1-800-NOT OUR PROBLEM!!!" and then they go back to doing whatever they normally do
@intermundia Will I’m howling over these tags. Love l the implication that there’s a very fine line to be walked here. Kanen and Ezra and Cal seeing Vader like “oh hell no that’s not my problem” but Ahsoka and Obi-Wan and Yoda see him and go “oh hell no that’s in fact way Too Much my problem” and then right in the middle there’s Luke just bouncing around like “as my dad he’s kinda my problem but I wasn’t even alive when he started all This so I have no Feelings™️ about it anyway I’m gonna go yoink him back to light with the power of Knowing Jack Shit”
every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...
i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options