Sere's House of Weird

36yo in Toronto with away too many interests

[ramramdraws]

my first time painting on canvas 30x40cm feels really huge

[tongue-twists]

idc what anyone says these are knots

[osakanone]

everything reminds me of her

[osakanone]

her, btw:

[animentality]

[cutekittenlady]

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

[cuprohastes]

My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.

"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.

"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."

There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.

A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.

Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.

I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.

The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.

[whumpster-fire]

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

[recordspinner]

I’m convinced trickster deities and creatures exist, and that this is their typical profession.

[villainessbian]

why would a trickster deity become a mortician

[resetium]

Clown.

[villainessbian]

Never call me that again or I'll squirt you with my flower and honk my nose and I'll blow the house down

[devil-sister-deactivated-deacti]

tkmiz

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[thesylverlining]

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

[rabbitlegs]

Just a drawing of Bridget

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

wyatever. go my springsteen

[beardedmrbean]

[vexwerewolf]

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and whimsical.

[acerby]

Sonic the Hedgehog behavior

[gertritude-art]

Original fanart of Jax from the Amazing Digital Circus.

[gertritude-art]

Jax...

is a highly divisive female character

is abusive to her fellow troll/circusgoer

is responsible for 90% of discourse in the fanbase

has author's pet allegations

has fans who either defend her every action or want her dead

has a bad relationship with mommy

has a "funny bully" personality type

is responsible for at least one death

The only thing differentiating them is that Vriska does divisive things in the actual plot of the story, whereas Jax mostly has panic attacks and then implodes. For Jax to REALLY be Vriska, she should have done something awful to completely alter the course of the story, which never really happens. But, who can truly come close to the power a Vriska, except for Vriska herself?

[rosey-thorns]

youre missing a big thing: both vriska and jax hurt people because they believe that they are bound to their chosen roles

vriska does everything because she thinks its her destiny and its what her role in the story is, jax does her shit because she believes shes the "funny one" and thats all she is

[homestuckshippingpolls]

frog divorce

[maryam-we8ster]

wrong 8log

point still stands.

frog divorce

[ribbonandthyme]

I'm convinced the reason Tao doesn't smile often is because Sano knows if she does there will be an epidemic of break ups.

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Dragonball: Evolution (2009) BEST SCENE

[planeposting]

Me when I am playing toys

[eiriseths]

the pretty prince and his cool guardian

[pangur-and-grim]

[krserenade]

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[ticklebait]

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

[ticklebait]

i posted this because i was imagining a demon girl cleaning her horns with a spinny brush in the shower and shooting ropes bc of the vibrations. this is important

[ticklebait]

and the bristles of the brush graze the skin at the base of her horns and it really fucking tickles okay

[ticklebait]

this is getting reblogs again but everyone is reblogging the most palatable version (original post without the additions) and reminding me how weak the “perverts” of this site truly are ….