The worlds puppiest femboy @krustaceankobold - Tumblr Blog

about me, because this might be important

I’m 23, and a huge fan of monster hunter, liminal spaces, podcasts, ttrpgs, bugs, cryptids, and more!! im making my own ttrpg rn, and feel free to ask about it. I’ll post a monster, race, or biome daily!

DNI: minors, just downright terrible people, that one Croatian guy who stalked me for 2 months who mysteriously vanished.

oh also FUCK AI AND ICE

#about me #kobold #pansexual #monster hunter #liminal space #ttrpg #anti ai #anti ice

nasturbate

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

gothgirllipstick

Pussy slaps after you’ve cum a few times already so you have to listen to the lewd wetness of yourself and feel how overstimulating it is

lilythelycan

Reblog if you'd let a tgirl turn your womb into her personal cum dump <3

uhmm opinions

It’s kind of scary!! Am very sensitive, and read this one story where a group of icky Terran freedom rebels were betrayed by a good floret like me, and then the graceful beautiful awesome affini closed in on them and were instructed to domesticate them and figure out the right xenodruggy mixes to do it. And liek,,, ehat if the Terran rebels are right??! Need an awesome plampt in replies to help calm me down

#hdg #floretposting #good floret #human domestication guide #need owner #affini compact

bedofvinesandroses

I bet an Affini would take the time to ask the names of all my stuffies and get to know all of them and their backstories. Giving them hugs and kisses for me and making sure im tucked in tight with every single on of them, ask them to keep her precious floret safe while they are gone before giving me a kiss on the head and making me inhale their natural xenodrugs from their flowery appendage until I drift off to sleep all giggly and happy

floracompacttoday

I’m just a viney lady that turns rude terrans into pathetic, drugged up, leaky petals <3

I’ll make you so very sensitive then give you my leg to play with till I’m feeling like rewarding my adorable petal with more intense hands on play <3

krustaceankobold

Uhhmm haii hehe uhhh uhmmm,,, im a.terran!! And uhmm uhhh do this to me?? Please??

I mean uhh GRRR EVIL NICE SOUNDING PALNT LADY ARGHG I HATE YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME RAHH

2500 likes!

#2500 likes #tumblr milestone #It’s all Mechsplo #And puppyplay #And gooning #And other fucked up things

i-am-a-fish

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

fastandyurious

really into tgirls treating me like some obedient and docile pet when they message me saying I'm such a good girl begging to get raped by trans women

gingik

monarchpilotsmechs

Reblogging a bunch of mechsplo posts, going to bed and waking up to find multiple HANDLER accounts following you is very exciting and nerve-wracking at the same time.

Like, I have clearly attracted the attention of my superiors and I'm mildly anxious and giddy as to what training/conditioning I am going to be subjected to.

krustaceankobold

Can handlers come to me??

#mechsploitation #houndposting #hound/handler #my dms are open btw

mech ideas

ok so like… rlly fast mech that has like,,, shotgun sounds like a dopamine loop that might fry me in the cockpit…

Maybe a rlly big mech that just tears things apart with its hands… I like that idea because it sounds rlly nice and tactile

Sniper mech because every game I’ve ever landed a headshot in I practically soaked my seat, and if I was hooked up to a machine doing that I think it would actually ruin me for life in a good way.

Back at it again, because my last post was so good lol

#mechsploitation #houndposting #ideas #Mech ideas