era vulgaris

mikey, they/it/he, 23 icon art is mine

[tylostoma]

waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something

[beebfreeb]

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

THESE ARE DRAWINGS. I DREW THESE.

[play-now-my-lord]

Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick

[ks0fm]

dio, the last… well, it was an ahamkara, once

[ks0fm]

navigator lämm, house du’gyre’s golden-eyed girl

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[whoisandyloam]

[clarificationsw]

this is incomprehensible, reblog

[floridakilo]

“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months

[sabertoothwalrus]

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[cappuccinoandglitter]

I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.

[evilvillain123456789]

ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[lakevida]

the way 'nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside of it' has saved me so many hours of being insane with my thought patterns

[lizardsfromspace]

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

[coughloop]

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

let brug cook

[i-am-a-fish]

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

[cheesy-breadsticks]

[i-am-a-fish]

[solitarelee]

Tumblr is giving us a lot of different dashes but the thing is no one wants "for you" so what I propose instead is you give me the ability to make mini-dashes with specific subsets of people I follow. Let me follow 300 people but then sort them into category. Let me have one dash for all my aesthetic stuff, another for news, another for my weird feral friends. Am I the only one who wants this? Maybe. Give it to me anyway.